Ramming Speed (2009)

by Sci-Fried

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    Ramming Speed is Sci-Fried's all parody album! 3 sections of songs. The first has Zombies, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica and Babylon 5 parodys. Then enjoy 5 Star Trek and 5 Star Wars parodys! Get this CD or Digital download for only $5!

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This is our ALL Parody Album. Featuring Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Zombies, Babylon 5 and BSG.

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released August 1, 2009

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Sci-Fried Orlando, Florida

Sci-Fried is a Rock Band from Orlando, FL that writes original rock music with nerdy themes. Sci-Fried started in 2008 and has released 5 studio albums to date. Be sure to check out our collection of over 15 Music Videos on YouTube.

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Track Name: Too Many Zombies
(Brains....)

Too many zombies
Eating brains in the dark
Too many zombies
In my trailer park
I've got to find a way out of here
Before these zombies get to my beer

Too many zombies
Too many zombies

Too many zombies
With the need to feed
Too many zombies
Want us to bleed
Now the zombies are snacking on all their brains
So many stupid people aren't running away

Too many zombies

(Their dead, Their all messed up)

Too many zombies
It's the dawn of the dead
Too many zombies
Cities bathed in red

Bodies laying all over the ground
Looks like its time to leave this town
Too many zombies
Their all after me
Too many zombies
The undead army
Jerry Garcia comes to life again
Now the grateful undead are closing in!
Track Name: Stargate Zone
Somewhere along the way they've come to realize
That Stargate travel should be left to the professionals,
Not these guys...It's dark again

It's dark again (It's dark again)
The beer is gone (the beer is gone)
We're sittin here watching (sittin here watchin)
Jaffa Still swarm (Jaffa still swarm)
Wishing they would go home
So that we could leave this planet
Yeah, we formed a little team
Addresses in hand, ready to explore
Party just ahead ,cannot get home
The DHD it was defective!

Help we're steppin' into the Stargate Zone
Tok'ra in the house, Asguard being cloned
Our particles move through the space and stars
Where we end up now I hope they have a bar

And you will want to go...when the Stargate dials home
And you will want to go...when the Stargate dials home

We're falling down a wormhole, so far away from home
System lords massacre all who roam
Have no MALP connection can't get through, we are screwed
Well the gate is ready as the chevrons wind
Hope we got it right this time
We're gonna jump right through
And hope that gate won't have an iris

Help we're steppin' into the Stargate Zone
Tok'ra in the house Asguard being cloned
Our particles move through the space and stars
Where we end up now I hope they have a bar

And you will want to go...when the Stargate dials home
And you will want to go...when the Stargate dials home

(solo)

Help we're steppin' into the Stargate Zone
Tok'ra in the house Asguard being cloned
Our particles move through the space and stars
Where we end up now I hope they have a bar

Whoa oo o

Help we're steppin' into the Stargate Zone
Tok'ra in the house Asguard being cloned
Our particles move through the space and stars
Where we end up now I hope they have a bar

And you will want to go...when the Stargate dials home
And you will want to go...when the Stargate dials home

Na na na na

When the Stargate dials home...When the Stargate dials home...
Track Name: For Whom Babylon Tolls
JMS wrote a show for TV one day
Called it Babylon 5

Station one station two and yes station three
Were there for a while but were just not meant to be

5 miles long and its made of blood and steel
All the aliens live inside

Babylon 5 still alive through the shadow war
Londo insane from the pain he's the Shadows whore

The Babylon 5 show
5 seasons long
The Babylon 5 show

Shadows appear in the sky now its time to cry
It's the last thing you see

Babylon 4 was no more then appears in the sky
There to serve as a beacon for all who have died

Sinclair now from the past became a Minbari
Valen he is now called

Now its done now it's gone no more new shows to see
I guess we'll see more Babylon 5 on DVD

The Babylon 5 show
5 seasons long
The Babylon 5 show
Track Name: PX-75309
General Hammond, who can I turn to?
Better send someone to our rescue.
This planet ain't like the others before.
We found the address on some ancient door.

General please dial that number.
Quick before we all die.
General don't close the iris.
On PX-75309.(x4)

General, General - Jaffa are all around me.
I think I heard someone scream "Jaffa Kree"
We lost two members when I heard that before.
Death gliders above me I can't take anymore.

General please dial that number.
Apophis is still alive.
General don't close that iris.
On PX-75309
PX-75309
PX-75309
PX-75309

I shot him (I shot him)
Sometime around season 4
I shot him (I shot him)
But now he's back for more.

(solo)

General please dial that number.
I see his glowing eyes.
General we're going under.

On PX-75309
PX-75309
PX-75309
PX-75309

General, General we're in real deep poo
If we were SG-1 I know we would make it through!

We're Gonna Die
On PX75309
We're Gonna Die
On PX75309
We're Gonna Die
On PX76309
We're Gonna Die
On PX75309
We're Gonna Die....
Track Name: Our New Home
I sit in a viper
Looking on the fleet
Prepared to run away fast
If the DRADIS beeps
A bunch of ragged ships
Protected by Galactica
This one lone ship
Is all that keeps us from our final end

We were once so strong
But they came in droves
Betrayed by one
From the Cylon raiders
We now just rove

We’re on our way
To Earth they say
Home sweet home
No light in sight
We’re on the way
Maybe one day
Home sweet home

You know that I’ve seen
Too many young marines
Give their lives,
Fighting for This fracking dream
The skin jobs look just like us
But their hearts are cold machines
Complete destruction keeps them hunting for the fleet

We’re on our way
To Earth they say
Home sweet home
We fight for life
We’re on the way
Oh Gods we pray
Home sweet home

(solo)

Home Sweet Home....Home Sweet Home
Home Sweet Home....Home Sweet Home

We're on our way
To Earth they say
Home Sweet Home
Yeah!
We're on our way
To earth they say!

Home Sweet Home
Track Name: Trippin' Through The Wormhole
Yeah!
Sisko's Promenade is Hot as Hell
Bettin on the Dabo
Odo's Watchin Quark with a close Eye
He'll Bust Him Tomorrow
Bile and Treachery said come with me on a bumpy ride
We're trippin through the wormhole

Watchin Deep Space 9
Yeah, Wow 9 Yeah, wow
The Gamma Quadrant's comin alive
When we watch Deep Space 9-9-yeah!

They're Living fast and dying young
There's war in the galaxy
Dominion, Jem Hadar and Breen all Dying to Kill Me
Stovokor Salvation and the Defiant on the Drive
Bajoran Occupation all on the station

They call Deep Space 9
Yeah, wow 9 Yeah, wow
Mirror Universe is Really Fly
It's All on Deep Space 9, 9, Yeah

(Breakdown/Solo)

Yeah Gimme That,
Gimme That Kai----Kai--Kai-
Yeah

Kira's like a tiny Goddess
Odo wants to get down on it
Bashir plays Darts with his friend Miles
They throw down Gamma Quadrant Style
Yeah, They Play a Little Baseball, That's What I Said
A Blast from Cardassians
They got a spoon on their head

Yeah--yeah--yeah
Gimme That, Gimme That...Kai
Gimme That, Gimme That...Kai
Gimme That, Gimme That Kai
Gimme That, Gimme That

In Steps The Emissary He's the galaxy's Salvation
What's up with Both the DAX
I'd Like to get them in a threesome
You can't hear the Prophets but Sisko can and he's alive
Yeah He punched Q in the Grill

I saw it on Deep Space 9
Yeah, Wow
9 Yeah, Wow

Nog and Jake try to stay alive growing up on Deep Space 9--9--9
Track Name: Gone Away
Well I can tell by the way that they
Changed the plot
And I can see that
They had forgot
That the Enterprise crew were like my friends
Well I guess all good things must come to and end

And it was gone daddy gone
The Enterprise
It's gone daddy gone
No last goodbyes
It's gone daddy gone
The ship and the crew
They're gone daddy gone
My ship has gone away

Gone Away (x3)

Well my very best friend
Was Jorde Laforge
And I remember when Jean-luk
Became a Borg
And the one thing I know
That is totally true
You are totally screwed
Whenever you see a Q

And it was gone daddy gone
The Enterprise
It's gone daddy gone
No last goodbyes
It's gone daddy gone
The ship and the crew
They're gone daddy gone
My ship has gone away

Gone Away (x3)

Take it away!
(Solo)

Well I guess there gonna make
A brand new movie
And even though that's
Kinda groovy
The greatest thing
That I ever saw
Was when all the Klingons
Would yell Q'pla

And it was gone daddy gone
The Enterprise
It's gone daddy gone
No last goodbyes
It's gone daddy gone
The ship and the crew
They're gone daddy gone
My ship has gone away

Gone Away (x3)
Track Name: TNG
Troi...Troi...Troi

See them warp out of the system
On your HD TV screen
The Enterprise is the finest ship
I have ever seen
Data's on the left of me
Jordi's on the right
Tasha's got a gun
Worf's got a knife
So someone start a fight

I watch TNG
Crusher's dynamite
TNG
Picard doesn't fight
TNG
Data overloads
TNG
Warp core explodes

I'm Trekie, keen and livin' Genes dream
I'm I next gen man
William Rikers my number one
In command
So lock on your photons
And raise up your shields
Get out your phasers
And kick back your heals
The marathon is on
And I'll be up till dawn

Watchin' TNG
Crusher's dynamite
TNG
Picard doesn't fight
TNG
Data overloads
TNG
Warp core explodes

(SOLO)

TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi
TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi
TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi
TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi
TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi

Crusher's dynamite
TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi
Picard dosen't fight
TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi
Data overloads
TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi
Warp core explodes!
Track Name: Die Feddy
Yeah
Kill me, kill me - Yeah!
Wearin' my red shirt now
My phaser is set, yeah
Everyone is dying
Kill me, kill me- Yeah!
Klingons are waiting
Kill me, Kill me- Yeah!
No way to escape now

Hey

Die, Die, Die, Die Feddy
Die, Die, Die, Die Feddy

Die Feddy
Die Feddy
Die Feddy

Kiss my red shirt ass yeah
I'm goin in blazing
I'll kill them all yeah
I can be a hero
I dive, I blast yeah
But I miss the target
Hit me, hit me yeah
I'm going down blazing!

Hey

Die, Die, Die, Die Feddy
Die, Die, Die, Die Feddy

Die Feddy
Die Feddy
Die Feddy

(solo)

Die, Die, Die, Die Feddy
Die, Die, Die, Die Feddy

Die Feddy
Die Feddy
Die Feddy
Track Name: My Name Is Spock
My name is Spock (Spock)
My name is Spock (Spock)
My name is Spock (Spock)
My name is Spock (Spock)

Turn me down you say
I tried to get some play and time and time again you say no! (no)
No..no..no..

My pon far today
You know I'm gonna die if you don't give it away
But you say no! (no)
No..no..no..

So if you ask why I am being illogical
There's only one think I can say to you

My name is Spock (Spock) (x4)

Seven years tonight
Got something more pointy then my ears so lets go! (Go)
Go..Go..Go..

Turn this fever up
I waited for so long to get my Vulkon on so lets go! (go)
Go..Go..Go..

On nights like this I feel the green blood pumpin' through me
Won't you let me pon far with you

My name is Spock (Spock) (x4)

Spock..Spock..Spock
My name is
Spock..Spock..Spock..
My name is
Spock..Spock..Spock..
My name is
Spock..Spock..Spock..
My name is Spock!

(Solo)

My name is Spock (Spock) (x4)
Track Name: Join The Empire
Each has a story to tell, no I'm not a Rebel
Pay attention this day to what Lord Vader says
Coming down the street armor white as a sheet
We're rocking out hard to the Sci-Fried beat
Troopers can't see at night but still bring the fight
Can't see a thing, or hit Luke while he swings
Some dumb as a brick fell for the mind trick
These aren't the droids were looking for...

Move along.....501st.......Vader's fist

Join The Empire!

There the few there the proud they like to party loud
When the music plays get out of their way
Armor bad to the bone there ranks have really grown
Their marching down the street at Disney in the heat
For blocks and blocks at Dragoncon they march
At Celebration 4 they came from all shores
Their everywhere you see so party with me
Your convention will rock when the 501st docks

501st......My homeboys......Vader's Fist

Join The Empire

Don't you be fooled we know Palpatine rules
Your planet will fear when the Empire is near
We rule with might so don't try to fight
So play this song so while the troopers rock along
Other costumes don't compare, armor's what I wear
Suit fits to a tee, its made of PVC
Every trooper you see looks just like me
From Kamino we be, call us the clone army

Execute Order 66!

Join The Empire
Join The Empire
Join The Empire

Execute Order 66!

(Solo)

If in the force you don't believe, best get up and leave
If Rebels you be, from us you're gonna flee
We rule the universe tight, were empire for life!
More than a match for even Jedi Knights
Growing stronger ever day from the Jedi we slay
Even Obi-Wan is gone cuz Vader don't play
You might be another Star Trek geek
But as for me I'm down with the Empire

DragonCon, ComicCon, Chuckcon..
We're coming to your con
Join the Empire

Sci-Fried Rock - join the Empire
Sci-Fried Rock - join the Empire
Sci-Fried Rock - join the Empire
Sci-Fried Rock - join the Empire

Sci-Fried Rock - I want you to join the Empire - Sci-Fried
Track Name: Tatooine
Got two suns
Too much sand and no fun
Tatooine
Got some bad dudes
Jawa's and Jabba too
Tatooine
It's too dry,
It's too hot,
Greedo got shot
Tatooine

Podracing's fast
Subulba could win you cash
Tatooine
But Annie won that race
Put Watto in his place
Tatooine
It's too dry
It's too hot
Can't grow pot
Tatooine

The Cantina's the place
The band is first rate
Tatooine
Met Obi-Wan
For a six movie run
Tatooine
It's too dry
It's too hot
Lots of rocks
Tatooine

It's too dry
It's too hot
Slave Leia rocks...
Track Name: Fight Together
Here come Chewbacca, he come grooving up slowly
He got wookiee style, He's one walking carpet
he got fur down past his knees
got to be a wookiee he just do what he please

He wears no clothing, he got one cool wepaon
He got cousin Tarful, they fought epic battles
He said, I shot two, you shot three
One thing I can tell you is the force is with me

Fight together, right now, with Chewy

He flies the Falcon with his best friend Solo
He's got threepio back pack, He's one giant EWOK
He lives up in a tree
Holds yoda on his shoulder to fight clone armies

(solo)

Shot down in Flames Han says,laugh it up Fuzzball
He stole imperial Walker, He one Badass Wookiee
He say (Wookiee Noises)
Got to be good looking cause he's soft and Furry

Fight together right now, with chewy

fight together...

fight together...

fight together...
Track Name: Land Speeder
All my friends own a Land speeder
The land speeder floats a little higher

Land speeder fly's a little slower
Land speeder is a Jawa mower

Land speeder on Mos Eisley streets yeah
Land speeder smugglers we'll meet yeah

Land speeder holds all my Droids now
Land speeder sold it for cash

My Speeder's pretty hip
It's got a lot of zip
Finest in the galaxy

Goin' on a trip
Had to sell my ship
Now I'm rollin' with a Wookiee
Track Name: Star Wars Idiot
Don't wanna be a Star Wars idiot
You've seen it 500 times, well I've seen tits
Chicks don't think your hot in your Vader mask
Touch me with that Lightsaber I'll kick your ass

Welcome to the newest religion
Based on folks who never existed
No matter how long ago or far away
'A New Hope' was fine without Jabba
At least we can both agree Jar Jar's a fag
But don't get too excited

I ain't feelin' the Sith Lord hysteria
I'm not a part of the Rebel agenda
Let's go and party like were on Dagobah
We'll sit around and take turns blowin' Yoda

Don't get me wrong I like most of the movies
But I would never let my self stand in line for 3 weeks
Out in the pouring rain
To be the first to snag my own copy of the 17th DVD re-release
Of a movie I already own.

Tie fighters? everyone knows the only good tie fighter is Sagi Haden,
What ya'll know about that. face it.

Those moves on made Lucas rich and Darth Vader a bitch.

(Join me and together we can rules The Galaxy as father and son)

Don't wanna be a Star Wars idiot
I dig Chewie but pussy's what I'd rather get
Boba Fett is dead, bro get over it
Han first or Greedo... man, who gives a shit

Welcome to the newest religion

Where your god is a middle age
Fat ass douch who probally still lives with his mom.
No flick is worth all the bullshit,

I guess what I'm really trying to says it's just a fucking movie.

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