Future Tense (2011)

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Future Tense is Sci-Fried's 2011 Release. Taking Geek Rock to the next level with their 2nd all original album with themes all things geek!

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released March 24, 2011

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Sci-Fried Orlando, Florida

Sci-Fried is a Rock Band from Orlando, FL that writes original rock music with nerdy themes. Sci-Fried started in 2008 and has released 5 studio albums to date. Be sure to check out our collection of over 15 Music Videos on YouTube.

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Track Name: Geek Rock
I love to play D&D it’s so much better then reality
Where every girl I see just walks on by
But my home dungeons really cool

My two friends come after school
I cast magic missile and the world just melts away
I say no more! (oh Yeah!)

Those days are over we are tearing down those walls
These days geek nation is standing tall

So were clear, definition of Geek Rock
(Writing a new page)
No question here, definition of Geek Rock
(Welcome to the geek age)

We’re comin’ out of the shadows
We are finally taking our place
With a Megaman t-shirt and a anime painted face

So we’re clear, definition of Geek Rock
(In comic shops and arcades)
No question here, definition of Geek Rock

Geek Rock, Geek Rock, Geek Rock, Geek Rock

Let go of all the preconceptions you have heard
A band that rocks populated with nerds
We're bad ass rockers when we take the stage
Bitch slap the world like they was Johnny Cage
We're here to rock and that’s how we roll
Geeks making sounds with varying tempo
We'll use The Force to bring you to our side
Now your one of us we are all Sci-Fried!

So we’re clear, definition of Geek Rock
(Welcome to the Geek Age)
No question here, definition of Geek Rock
(Can you feel the nerd rage) (Yeah!)

It’s a Geek World Order taken at no ones expense
We set the standard we rock in Future Tense

So we’re clear, definition of Geek Rock
No question here, definition of Geek Rock
So we’re clear, definition of Geek Rock
No question here, definition of Geek Rock
Track Name: LV-426
We’re in the pipe...five by five...
30 Seconds people look sharp...
Alright sweathearts you heard the man, Assholes and elbows

We’re Colonial Marines sent to rescue a town
On the express elevator to hell going down
That asshole Gorman was ever so green
Second combat drop that he’d ever seen
We got Apone our fearless sarge
Hudson bitched put her in charge
Vasquez was kind a butch mistaken for a man
Corporal Hicks was the only grunt that Ripley could stand

We are Colonial Marines
we got nukes and knives we are killing machines
but this place isn’t like we’ve ever seen
in space...No one can hear you...Scream!

Burke only cared about dollars and cents
We were sent into fight with only words for defense
Corporal Dietrich was the first to fall
Hudson screamed their coming out of the god damn walls
We are Colonial Marines
we got nukes and knives we are killing machines
but this place isn’t like we’ve ever seen
in space... No one can hear you...Scream!

(Game over Man, Game Over!) (Marines we are leaving!)

Sentry guns on-line gates welded tight
That's when Newt said they mostly come out at night
Bishop in the tube bring the drop ship down
Fifty megatons set to vaporize this town
Inside the perimeter the beasts all fight
Hicks whispered man your not reading that right
We vowed not to be taken alive
Corporal Hicks was the only marine to survive

We are Colonial Marines
we got nukes and knives we are killing machines
but this place isn’t like we’ve ever seen
in space...No one can hear you...Scream!
Track Name: Chosen One
Wake up at the Inn at the start of the day
They're glad I just saved the village
But they still made me pay
NPCs all agree they think that I'm the best
‘Sept a wisecrackin' fairy sent to aid in my quest
She's got menus that I can use for a lotta things
Like carryin' my weapons and my magical rings
She's got all kinda potions and reminds me to save
Where she keeps it I can never explain
It’s my game don‘t complain there’s other people in it
Forty hours give or take is what it takes to win it
Me and my crew winnin‘ battles usin’
Magic, swords, axes and bows
They all close to the warrior that destiny chose
It's time to roll with my Dwarves, Ninjas, Clerics and Druids
Got some side quests I gotta cross off my to-do list
So while you're chewin‘ snacks raisin’ stats
And diggin’ my rhymes
I'll have you flyin through these guys
gettin‘ no loading times

Rollin’ up on evil with my sword in hand
Got the fate of the world restin' on one man
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
With my mind on my mana and my mana on my mind
Don't know why I was chosen or if I'll succeed
But I gotta keep an eye on my HP
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
All my summon spells take up way too much time

Level up, as some people call
Got more health strength and magic in no time at all
Even learned how to heal for only three MP
Now herbs I procure become obsolete
It's pretty sweet castin’ spells but it leaves me unsure
Why my cure spells heal and my heal spells cure
I'll learn to teleport soon and the doom spell's next
But it costs fifty magic points and never connects
Gonna check on the NPC's gonna be pretty pissed
If they say the same things to me
While they have me kill things and help a kid get found
They just walk around sayin “Welcome to our town”
But I'm down if I can get gold or weapons this time
Otherwise I gotta find my fill killin’ a slime
And that's somethin’ that I think about a lot on my quest
Where's a slime keep his items? Eh, but I digress

Rollin’ up on evil with my sword in hand
Got the fate of the world restin’ on one man
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
Finding coins cuttin‘ bushes can't leave 'em alone
Don't know why I was chosen or if I'll succeed
Check my stats with a tap of the triangle key
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
There's gold in crates and chickens hate to be thrown

Three hour boss fight gettin’ kinda frustrated
And I know I ain't done he still hasn't mutated
Into something weird with wings, claws and 3 glowing
eyes about the size of a skyscraper high in the sky
Forget why this guy's got a grudge against creation
So bad he's out for global devastation
But if I hasten up his death and put a stop to his plan
I'll get all the famous CG clips that I can stand

Rollin’ up on evil with my sword in hand
Gotta off one guy to save the whole damn land
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
Saved me a princess still can't get laid
Don't know why I was chosen or if I'll succeed
Got a sequel comin‘ out in a year or three
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
Gonna be the same game with a graphic upgrade
Rollin’ up on evil with my sword in hand
Got the fate of the world restin' on one man
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
with my mind on my Mana, and my mana on my mind.
Don't know why I was Chosen or if I'll succeed
But I gotta keep an eye on my
HP, I'm the Chosen One, Chosen One ya'll, with my
mind on my mana and my mana on my mind...
Track Name: Foiled Again (Feat. Marc With A C)
Deep beneath the murky swamp, the sinister Legion of Doom
prepares to unleash another incredible plan...

Why can't they ever take my plans seriously
Always treat me like a henchman I can be so much more
He really thinks that his plan will net him Superman
I think that he's been smoking Kryptonite
They even tried a scheme by Gorilla Grod
But he got beat by Aquaman and a killer whale
Solomon Grundy heard “Wonder Twin powers activate”
Then he got schooled by a puddle

I will beat them, we'll destroy them, I will end their lives
Super Friends no more they'll never be born
I'll erase them this time!

But we were Foiled Again by those damn Super Friends
An ingenious plan that failed once again
I was Foiled Again by those damn Super Friends
Someday I'll beat them and I’ll win!

Meanwhile at the Hall Of Evil in the universe we
know as ours the insidious Legion of Doom
prepares for taco night...

Right away I knew this plan would fail
The Joker thought it was great so they did it anyway
I hope when I go down that Wonder Woman lassos me
and maybe I will try to lie to her
Professor Zoom is moving too fast for them to see
Until he is fisted by Green Lantern, now he is done
and why the hell is Bizarro even on this team
He got tricked by that stupid monkey Gleek

I will beat them, we'll destroy them, I will end their lives
Super Friends no more they'll never be born
I'll erase them this time!

we were Foiled Again by those damn Super Friends
An ingenious plan that failed once again
I was Foiled Again by those damn Super Friends
Someday I'll beat them it's my time to win...

we were Foiled Again by those damn Super Friends
An ingenious plan that failed once again
I was Foiled Again by those damn Super Friends
Someday I'll beat them it's my time to win...
Track Name: We're Ready To Believe You
Back off man, We're scientists...

Are you troubled by spooks and specters
And things that go bump in the night
Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement
Waking up with your hair all white
Is your fridge being invaded by Zuul
As a precursor to the coming of Gozer
So when you pick up your phone to make that frantic call
You better not be callin no posers

We came to play and we're savin’ the day
Stay Puft and his crew best get outta‘ our way
We got the guides be it Tobin or Shandor
Blast your ass back with a nuclear accelerator
That's what we got strapped to our backs
We don't need guns we're bringin’ the traps
So if you don't know just break out your dough
We're rolling Ecto-1 to the scene of your show


(Ghostbusters)
Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You
We came, we saw, we kicked it in the ass
Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You
Spirits at the mall now who ya gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You
Viggos a mural too his birthday he's gonna rue
Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You
Guess what New York, We're Ready to Believe You!

Bringing all our resources and our straightened slinkys
To bust up the problem with your fifty foot twinkie
Dogs and cats can't cohabitate
And the Mayor needs votes there's no time to waste

Is you're pack on tight stick ready to light
Throw out your stream but don't cross 'em alright
important safety tip now we're ready to flip
Ridin’ liberty home with a Nintendo stick
The grid is thick we gotta wrap up quick
We been shut down by a man with no dick
Now I work a double shift what a giant prick
Dickless caused a cross dimensional rift
We got the Gatekeeper we got the Keymaster
What we try and do now is avoid a disaster
We punch it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist
Then we rock the honeys all night

(Ghostbusters)
Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You
We came, we saw, we kicked it in the ass
Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You
Spirits at the mall now who ya gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You
Viggos a mural too his birthday he's gonna rue
Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You
Guess what New York, We're Ready to Believe You!

We got the tools and we got the talent
We like to have fun, we ain't violent
That's a river of slime not the sizzler
But we can beat it back with mood slime
We're feelin’ ya
Ugly little spud jumped right out of my way
He's right here and he can hear you Ray
Kick in the door make a mess for sure
But were the real paranormal exterminators

Central park is an undead zoo
So call us up you got nothin to lose
The Titanic just docked better throw out the glok
Might as well hit a spook in the head with a rock
Show that prehistoric bitch how we do it downtown
We ain't gods and we ain't clowns
He's a sailor in town we gotta get him laid
That's how we roll when we're savin the day!

(Ghostbusters)
Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You
We came, we saw, we kicked it in the ass
Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You
Spirits at the mall now who ya gonna call
(Ghostbusters)
Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You
Viggos a mural too his birthday he's gonna rue
Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You
Guess what New York, We're Ready to Believe You!
Track Name: Tech Support
Well I heard your Windows crashed
Windows 7 wasn’t my idea
I’ll fix it faster then The Flash
Why’s this manual from Korea
No need to worry about the cash
Free parts and free labor
We should just go out and get smashed

Well I can repair your machine
I’d be glad to lend you a hand
Well I may be your Tech Support
I’d rather be your Iron Man!

So sorry about your broken iThing
You dropped it in the water
And your new Xbox got the red ring
It kept on running hotter
I’ll help you find an answer on Bing
Yo no se los links (los links!)
Your underestimation of me stings

Well I can repair your machine
I’d be glad to lend you a hand
Well I may be your Tech Support
I’d rather be your Iron Man!

They say your computer was inspected
I just got the phone call
Forty thousand files all infected
Why’d you turn off the firewall
I know that I can resurrect it
Don’t worry ‘bout a thing
Why can’t we just go and get connected

Well I can repair your machine
I’d be glad to lend you a hand
Well I may be your Tech Support
I’d rather be your Iron Man!

Got more to give then space on Blu-Ray
More then HD-DVD
But you got to meet me half way
I got everything you need
What I have you can’t buy on Ebay
I won’t screw you with shipping
And all my hardware’s plug and play

Well I can repair your machine
I’d be glad to lend you a hand
Well I may be your Tech Support
I’d rather be your Iron Man!
Track Name: Embrace The Darkside
The Jedi fear our council
They just deny themselves
The Force sees every weakness
Into your soul it delves
It temps you with it’s mastery
Of passion hate and pain
The rage it fuels your power
Time to begin your reign

Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side
Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side

Overcome your every weakness
The darkness shows the light
The enlightened and the hunted
Strike them down with all your might
You don’t know the power that you can possess
Lash out with all your anger
Your faith you must profess

Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side
Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side

Evil is a word used by the ignorant and the weak
The Dark Side is about survival
It’s about unleashing your inner power
It glorifies the strength of the individual

The Emperor will show you true nature of The Force
He is your master now his will you must enforce Achieve a greater power the Jedi all must die
Full fill your destiny take you place at my side

Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side
Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side
Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side
Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side
Track Name: Looking Back At Today
The Moon is shining but there's no base in sight
The machines have not risen but men continue to fight
this computer sits on my lap,
When it should be the size of a room
New York City is not a prison

Where are the flying cars that you promised me,
don't have a robot to make my bed.
Jules Verne was right about the submarine,
but talking dolphins are not my friend.
I communicate just like Captain Kirk,
but there's no one to beam me away.
Still we search for a better tomorrow
When we're looking back at today

I have an avatar, but where is my holosuite
War is supposed to be over and no poverty
We don't dress in jumpsuits
and we haven't seen World War Three
The mall isn't filled with Zombies

Where are the flying cars that you promised me,
don't have a robot to make my bed.
Jules Verne was right about the submarine,
but talking dolphins are not my friend.
I communicate just like Captain Kirk,
but there's no one to beam me away.
Still we search for a better tomorrow
When we're looking back at today

I'm not the last man on earth there is no wasteland
We have Flat TV's but not for conveying our plans
There is no telepathy, We still eat food there's no Soylent Green
There's no underwater city

Where are the flying cars that you promised me,
don't have a robot to make my bed.
Jules Verne was right about the submarine,
but talking dolphins are not my friend.
I communicate just like Captain Kirk,
but there's no one to beam me away.
Still we search for a better tomorrow
When we're looking back at today
Track Name: The Away-Team
Red light's flashing and securities dashing down to the transporter bay.
Grab your phaser gun and don't bother with stun it’s time to send the team away.
There’s a 50 foot Apollo and his wrath is gonna follow got the hots for Yeoman Rand.
Hitmen from the mob, Kirk is on the job with a tommy gun in his hand.
They got you on the run we get the job done hit the communicator and say...
Beam The Away-Team down and when we hit the ground we're gonna blow the baddies away!

When the red alert sounds who you gonna beam down..
The Away-Team! The Away-Team!
If your under an attack our crew has got your back
The Away-Team! The Away-Team!

Red shirts are all down cuz the borg are in town that won't keep us Feddies away.
Trigger finger steady cuz we been gettin' ready by drinking Bloodwine all day.
There's evil to fight and this crew is pretty tight Mr. Worf has a battle cry,
I'm not a merry man I'll kill you where you stand, today's a good day to die!
Data used his chip his emotions flipped and he let the 'S' word fly.
Riker's got a gun it won't be on stun and you'll be the next to fry!

When the red alert sounds who you gonna beam down..
The Away-Team! The Away-Team!
If your under an attack our crew has got your back
The Away-Team! The Away-Team!

Having fun near Regula One when a device came around our way.
Seven days we're stunned by the work he'd done what Genesis did in a day.
Carol Marcus was rockin' those boots I was knockin' she took my anatomy.
She presented a son a Vulcan on the run and another with lobotomy.
Warp core implodes scan the rocks below we search for intelligent life,
there's a shuttle down, green babes abound and we're here to save their life!

When the red alert sounds who you gonna beam down..
The Away-Team! The Away-Team!
If your under an attack our crew has got your back
The Away-Team! The Away-Team! The Away-Team!
Track Name: A Silly Song
The counting of the song shall be three
Three shall be the counting, and the number of
The counting shall be three
Patsy and King Arthur 932 AD
the noble king rides through the land atop his mighty steed
To fill the halls at Camelot with the finest bravest knights
However many he may find they'll use the same five guys

Will you join me, Are you suggesting coconuts migrate, Help I'm being repressed!

The Black Knight fought him valiantly but was cut down to size
and Bedemir soon won him over with his brilliant mind
It wasn't long 'fore God himself had an ingenious plan
to make these knights a ray of light upon this darkened land!

It’s only a flesh wound, How do you know that she's a witch, Of course its a good idea!

We're Knights of the Round Table
we dance whenever we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable.
We're all formidable and our rhymes quite unsingable.
We dine well here in Camelot we eat ham and jam and spam a lot!

Four shall thalt not count, Neither count thou two,
Excepting that thalt then proceed to three.
Five is right out...

And so each knight then parted ways King Arthur thought it best
to make them merchandisable they'll all need separate quests
Galahad's will was tested brave Sir Robin ran away
and Lancelot fought well and made a wonderful escape!

I never did, I'll bet your gay!, Can someone give me a push?

The Knights of Ni! had Bedemir and Arthur terrorized
The French are rude as Hell I'm gonna try to act surprised
Of all the dangers here a tiny rabbit is the worst
the beast will kill us all unless the artist snuffs it first!

Ni!...Ni!, Y’re tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms, Run away!

We're knights of the Round table
we dance whenever we're able
Between our quests we sequin vests
and impersonate Clark Gable
In war we're tough and able quite
indefatigable. We're opera mad in Camelot
we sing from the diaphragm alot!

And now for something completely different...
Fishy...Fishy...Fishy...Fish...
I wonder where that fish could be?

They captured our attention though our spans be wafer thin
They never sued for tribute songs, wink wink nudge nudge grin grin
Now spam is almost edible and we still have silly walks
They'll one day join the parrot but will still out live us all

Please fondle my buttocks, Biggus dickus
Suppose he had a pointy stick...Shut up!

Stop it! Silly! I’m ordering this song not to be silly!
Go on fade it out... Stop it!... Silly....
Go on, off you go then.. Silly... That’s quite enough...
Track Name: Fifty-One
Secrets are there
though we’re unaware
The time has come to find our answers
Within these walls
we learn it all
And end up running for our life

I must escape, I must escape here, I must escape!

Area... Fifty-One
Gotta be a safe way to get outa this place
Fifty-One, the visitors there can take no more isolation
Fifty-One, Government wants them inside Now we’re all gonna die
Fifty-one, we need to reach the desert to gain our freedom

Horrors alive
no place left to hide
Dying for freedom trying to survive
The cover up is in place
they came from outer space
Now the terror inside on us will thrive
We must escape, We must escape here, We must escape!

Area...Fifty-One
Gotta be a safe way to get outa this place
Fifty-One, the visitors there can take no more isolation
Fifty-One, Government wants them inside Now we’re all gonna die
Fifty-One, we need to reach the desert to gain our freedom...
Track Name: Serenity Lost
We lost the battle at Serenity
Broke our hopes and our dreams
We had to pull a train job
just to make ends meet
We were bushwhacked by the network
Reavers sent us out into the black
It was a wonderful shindig
Oh will we ever get it back

Well they took the skies from me
and we lost Serenity
Everyone speaking goram Chinese
Well they took the skies from me...

The cattle are all safe
Book took a bullet and Mal a wife
Our Mrs. Reynolds tried to kill us
But Vera saved our lives
In Jaynestown there was a hero
Out of gas we earned our pay
We ran a river to Ariel

Got paid and canceled anyway
Well they took the skies from me
and we lost Serenity
Now things don’t feel so shiny
Well they took the skies from me...

I got words...
Wash wrote his own war stories and he made it back
Inara found wild treasures buried in Alliance trash
The message was sent by one of the Browncoat pack
This shining heart of gold can’t be turned to black
No power in the verse can save our place
We live on as objects in space

Well they took the skies from me,
and we lost Serenity
now things don’t feel so shiny
Well they took the skies from me...
Track Name: Vampires Suck
I crave your milky skin bloody fangs and lacy trim
Her legs are long they will draw you In
Enter Into her world of sin
Cloaked In the darkest night
Under her spell with no will to fight
She'll hunt you down and swallow you whole
This beautiful beast has taken your soul

Your flesh Is cold, Vampires Suck!
You never grow old, Vampires Suck!
Wait for you at night, Vampires Suck!
Love It when you bite, Vampires Suck! (Suck!)

After sunset I awoke
Put on my slippers and Vampire cloak
Set to begin my new undead life
In the next coffin my new Vampire wife
Hunger goes unsatisfied
Craving for blood won't be denied
Minions from hell serve our Vampire queen
Sent forth in night her commands are obscene

Your flesh Is cold, Vampires Suck!
You never grow old, Vampires Suck!
Wait for you at night, Vampires Suck!
Love It when you bite, Vampires Suck! (Suck!)

No more beach no more beer
Vampires sparkle If they're queer
Hundreds of years since I drew breath
Now morning wood could mean my death
The Slayer wants to turn me to dust
My story ends with a single thrust
My queen fled into the night
In search of another sucker to bite

Your flesh Is cold, Vampires Suck!
You never grow old, Vampires Suck!
Wait for you at night, Vampires Suck!
Love It when you bite, Vampires Suck!

Your flesh Is cold, Vampires Suck!
You never grow old, Vampires Suck!
Wait for you at night, Vampires Suck!
Love It when you bite, Vampires Suck! (Suck!)
Track Name: So Far From Home
Through the rippled wall
A threshold crossed
Transcend the universe
On through the black an infinite divide
New worlds explored old worlds collide

The portal gave
A lifetime away
Across the stars I reside
Not alone I’ve seen wonders untold
Everything I know is gone

So far from home, In the unknown
So far from home, In the unknown

Stones of time
Connect to the past
Our journey just begun
There is no going back
We look for signs and try to survive

So far from home, In the unknown
So far from home, In the unknown
Track Name: Evil Dead Guy
In the woods lies the book made with sinister intentions
Bound in flesh inked in blood full of demon resurrections
Then me and Lynda drove to the cabin alone
screw hotels this place is free
I played the stupid tape now the evil’s escaped
and now their coming after me

Now Lynda’s gone, still comin’ strong, I said bring it on!
Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy!
I’ll make a stand, boomstick in hand, S-Mart brand
Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy!

They got in my hand made it bad so I cut it off with a chainsaw
Now evil beware I’m no longer scared I got a shotgun and a lantern jaw
I’ll give those demons all a run for their money
while Bobby Joe goes out and hugs a tree
Well not my favorite way to spend my vacation
beats Thanksgiving with the family.

Find the page, send granny to her grave, cast them all away
Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy!
Tell me why, can’t keep no one alive, open up the skies
Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy!

Now in the past surrounded by a bunch of primates
they said give ‘em spikes I’m gonna give ‘em hell
The promised one the greatest of my time as far as anybody here can tell
Now all I got to do is find the book and say “Klatu Verata...Ugh”
I said the words I guess the demons didn’t hear
they got an army beating down our door

Evil ash must die, henry join our side, help me pimp my ride,
Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy!
We’ve won the day, best be on my way, make some shitty games,
Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy!
Good...Bad...I’m the guy with the gun
Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy!
Groovy...Come get some... Hail to the king baby!
Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy!