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Star Wars Idiot

from Ramming Speed (2009) by Sci-Fried

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Don't wanna be a Star Wars idiot
You've seen it 500 times, well I've seen tits
Chicks don't think your hot in your Vader mask
Touch me with that Lightsaber I'll kick your ass

Welcome to the newest religion
Based on folks who never existed
No matter how long ago or far away
'A New Hope' was fine without Jabba
At least we can both agree Jar Jar's a fag
But don't get too excited

I ain't feelin' the Sith Lord hysteria
I'm not a part of the Rebel agenda
Let's go and party like were on Dagobah
We'll sit around and take turns blowin' Yoda

Don't get me wrong I like most of the movies
But I would never let my self stand in line for 3 weeks
Out in the pouring rain
To be the first to snag my own copy of the 17th DVD re-release
Of a movie I already own.

Tie fighters? everyone knows the only good tie fighter is Sagi Haden,
What ya'll know about that. face it.

Those moves on made Lucas rich and Darth Vader a bitch.

(Join me and together we can rules The Galaxy as father and son)

Don't wanna be a Star Wars idiot
I dig Chewie but pussy's what I'd rather get
Boba Fett is dead, bro get over it
Han first or Greedo... man, who gives a shit

Welcome to the newest religion

Where your god is a middle age
Fat ass douch who probally still lives with his mom.
No flick is worth all the bullshit,

I guess what I'm really trying to says it's just a fucking movie.

oh!

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from Ramming Speed (2009), released August 1, 2009

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Sci-Fried is a Rock Band from Orlando, FL that writes original rock music with nerdy themes. Sci-Fried started in 2008 and has released 5 studio albums to date. Be sure to check out our collection of over 15 Music Videos on YouTube.

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