Wake up at the Inn at the start of the day
They're glad I just saved the village
But they still made me pay
NPCs all agree they think that I'm the best
‘Sept a wisecrackin' fairy sent to aid in my quest
She's got menus that I can use for a lotta things
Like carryin' my weapons and my magical rings
She's got all kinda potions and reminds me to save
Where she keeps it I can never explain
It’s my game don‘t complain there’s other people in it
Forty hours give or take is what it takes to win it
Me and my crew winnin‘ battles usin’
Magic, swords, axes and bows
They all close to the warrior that destiny chose
It's time to roll with my Dwarves, Ninjas, Clerics and Druids
Got some side quests I gotta cross off my to-do list
So while you're chewin‘ snacks raisin’ stats
And diggin’ my rhymes
I'll have you flyin through these guys
gettin‘ no loading times

Rollin’ up on evil with my sword in hand
Got the fate of the world restin' on one man
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
With my mind on my mana and my mana on my mind
Don't know why I was chosen or if I'll succeed
But I gotta keep an eye on my HP
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
All my summon spells take up way too much time

Level up, as some people call
Got more health strength and magic in no time at all
Even learned how to heal for only three MP
Now herbs I procure become obsolete
It's pretty sweet castin’ spells but it leaves me unsure
Why my cure spells heal and my heal spells cure
I'll learn to teleport soon and the doom spell's next
But it costs fifty magic points and never connects
Gonna check on the NPC's gonna be pretty pissed
If they say the same things to me
While they have me kill things and help a kid get found
They just walk around sayin “Welcome to our town”
But I'm down if I can get gold or weapons this time
Otherwise I gotta find my fill killin’ a slime
And that's somethin’ that I think about a lot on my quest
Where's a slime keep his items? Eh, but I digress

Rollin’ up on evil with my sword in hand
Got the fate of the world restin’ on one man
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
Finding coins cuttin‘ bushes can't leave 'em alone
Don't know why I was chosen or if I'll succeed
Check my stats with a tap of the triangle key
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
There's gold in crates and chickens hate to be thrown

Three hour boss fight gettin’ kinda frustrated
And I know I ain't done he still hasn't mutated
Into something weird with wings, claws and 3 glowing
eyes about the size of a skyscraper high in the sky
Forget why this guy's got a grudge against creation
So bad he's out for global devastation
But if I hasten up his death and put a stop to his plan
I'll get all the famous CG clips that I can stand

Rollin’ up on evil with my sword in hand
Gotta off one guy to save the whole damn land
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
Saved me a princess still can't get laid
Don't know why I was chosen or if I'll succeed
Got a sequel comin‘ out in a year or three
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
Gonna be the same game with a graphic upgrade
Rollin’ up on evil with my sword in hand
Got the fate of the world restin' on one man
I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One)
with my mind on my Mana, and my mana on my mind.
Don't know why I was Chosen or if I'll succeed
But I gotta keep an eye on my
HP, I'm the Chosen One, Chosen One ya'll, with my
mind on my mana and my mana on my mind...