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Ramming Speed (2009)

by Sci-Fried

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1.
It Began Out There (Intro) 00:34
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2.
Too Many Zombies 03:19
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(Brains....) Too many zombies Eating brains in the dark Too many zombies In my trailer park I've got to find a way out of here Before these zombies get to my beer Too many zombies Too many zombies Too many zombies With the need to feed Too many zombies Want us to bleed Now the zombies are snacking on all their brains So many stupid people aren't running away Too many zombies (Their dead, Their all messed up) Too many zombies It's the dawn of the dead Too many zombies Cities bathed in red Bodies laying all over the ground Looks like its time to leave this town Too many zombies Their all after me Too many zombies The undead army Jerry Garcia comes to life again Now the grateful undead are closing in!
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Stargate Zone 04:41
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Somewhere along the way they've come to realize That Stargate travel should be left to the professionals, Not these guys...It's dark again It's dark again (It's dark again) The beer is gone (the beer is gone) We're sittin here watching (sittin here watchin) Jaffa Still swarm (Jaffa still swarm) Wishing they would go home So that we could leave this planet Yeah, we formed a little team Addresses in hand, ready to explore Party just ahead ,cannot get home The DHD it was defective! Help we're steppin' into the Stargate Zone Tok'ra in the house, Asguard being cloned Our particles move through the space and stars Where we end up now I hope they have a bar And you will want to go...when the Stargate dials home And you will want to go...when the Stargate dials home We're falling down a wormhole, so far away from home System lords massacre all who roam Have no MALP connection can't get through, we are screwed Well the gate is ready as the chevrons wind Hope we got it right this time We're gonna jump right through And hope that gate won't have an iris Help we're steppin' into the Stargate Zone Tok'ra in the house Asguard being cloned Our particles move through the space and stars Where we end up now I hope they have a bar And you will want to go...when the Stargate dials home And you will want to go...when the Stargate dials home (solo) Help we're steppin' into the Stargate Zone Tok'ra in the house Asguard being cloned Our particles move through the space and stars Where we end up now I hope they have a bar Whoa oo o Help we're steppin' into the Stargate Zone Tok'ra in the house Asguard being cloned Our particles move through the space and stars Where we end up now I hope they have a bar And you will want to go...when the Stargate dials home And you will want to go...when the Stargate dials home Na na na na When the Stargate dials home...When the Stargate dials home...
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For Whom Babylon Tolls 05:00
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JMS wrote a show for TV one day Called it Babylon 5 Station one station two and yes station three Were there for a while but were just not meant to be 5 miles long and its made of blood and steel All the aliens live inside Babylon 5 still alive through the shadow war Londo insane from the pain he's the Shadows whore The Babylon 5 show 5 seasons long The Babylon 5 show Shadows appear in the sky now its time to cry It's the last thing you see Babylon 4 was no more then appears in the sky There to serve as a beacon for all who have died Sinclair now from the past became a Minbari Valen he is now called Now its done now it's gone no more new shows to see I guess we'll see more Babylon 5 on DVD The Babylon 5 show 5 seasons long The Babylon 5 show
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PX-75309 03:54
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General Hammond, who can I turn to? Better send someone to our rescue. This planet ain't like the others before. We found the address on some ancient door. General please dial that number. Quick before we all die. General don't close the iris. On PX-75309.(x4) General, General - Jaffa are all around me. I think I heard someone scream "Jaffa Kree" We lost two members when I heard that before. Death gliders above me I can't take anymore. General please dial that number. Apophis is still alive. General don't close that iris. On PX-75309 PX-75309 PX-75309 PX-75309 I shot him (I shot him) Sometime around season 4 I shot him (I shot him) But now he's back for more. (solo) General please dial that number. I see his glowing eyes. General we're going under. On PX-75309 PX-75309 PX-75309 PX-75309 General, General we're in real deep poo If we were SG-1 I know we would make it through! We're Gonna Die On PX75309 We're Gonna Die On PX75309 We're Gonna Die On PX76309 We're Gonna Die On PX75309 We're Gonna Die....
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Our New Home 03:37
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I sit in a viper Looking on the fleet Prepared to run away fast If the DRADIS beeps A bunch of ragged ships Protected by Galactica This one lone ship Is all that keeps us from our final end We were once so strong But they came in droves Betrayed by one From the Cylon raiders We now just rove We’re on our way To Earth they say Home sweet home No light in sight We’re on the way Maybe one day Home sweet home You know that I’ve seen Too many young marines Give their lives, Fighting for This fracking dream The skin jobs look just like us But their hearts are cold machines Complete destruction keeps them hunting for the fleet We’re on our way To Earth they say Home sweet home We fight for life We’re on the way Oh Gods we pray Home sweet home (solo) Home Sweet Home....Home Sweet Home Home Sweet Home....Home Sweet Home We're on our way To Earth they say Home Sweet Home Yeah! We're on our way To earth they say! Home Sweet Home
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Boldly Going (Star Trek Intro) 00:32
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Trippin' Through The Wormhole 03:50
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Yeah! Sisko's Promenade is Hot as Hell Bettin on the Dabo Odo's Watchin Quark with a close Eye He'll Bust Him Tomorrow Bile and Treachery said come with me on a bumpy ride We're trippin through the wormhole Watchin Deep Space 9 Yeah, Wow 9 Yeah, wow The Gamma Quadrant's comin alive When we watch Deep Space 9-9-yeah! They're Living fast and dying young There's war in the galaxy Dominion, Jem Hadar and Breen all Dying to Kill Me Stovokor Salvation and the Defiant on the Drive Bajoran Occupation all on the station They call Deep Space 9 Yeah, wow 9 Yeah, wow Mirror Universe is Really Fly It's All on Deep Space 9, 9, Yeah (Breakdown/Solo) Yeah Gimme That, Gimme That Kai----Kai--Kai- Yeah Kira's like a tiny Goddess Odo wants to get down on it Bashir plays Darts with his friend Miles They throw down Gamma Quadrant Style Yeah, They Play a Little Baseball, That's What I Said A Blast from Cardassians They got a spoon on their head Yeah--yeah--yeah Gimme That, Gimme That...Kai Gimme That, Gimme That...Kai Gimme That, Gimme That Kai Gimme That, Gimme That In Steps The Emissary He's the galaxy's Salvation What's up with Both the DAX I'd Like to get them in a threesome You can't hear the Prophets but Sisko can and he's alive Yeah He punched Q in the Grill I saw it on Deep Space 9 Yeah, Wow 9 Yeah, Wow Nog and Jake try to stay alive growing up on Deep Space 9--9--9
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Gone Away 02:51
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Well I can tell by the way that they Changed the plot And I can see that They had forgot That the Enterprise crew were like my friends Well I guess all good things must come to and end And it was gone daddy gone The Enterprise It's gone daddy gone No last goodbyes It's gone daddy gone The ship and the crew They're gone daddy gone My ship has gone away Gone Away (x3) Well my very best friend Was Jorde Laforge And I remember when Jean-luk Became a Borg And the one thing I know That is totally true You are totally screwed Whenever you see a Q And it was gone daddy gone The Enterprise It's gone daddy gone No last goodbyes It's gone daddy gone The ship and the crew They're gone daddy gone My ship has gone away Gone Away (x3) Take it away! (Solo) Well I guess there gonna make A brand new movie And even though that's Kinda groovy The greatest thing That I ever saw Was when all the Klingons Would yell Q'pla And it was gone daddy gone The Enterprise It's gone daddy gone No last goodbyes It's gone daddy gone The ship and the crew They're gone daddy gone My ship has gone away Gone Away (x3)
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TNG 03:31
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Troi...Troi...Troi See them warp out of the system On your HD TV screen The Enterprise is the finest ship I have ever seen Data's on the left of me Jordi's on the right Tasha's got a gun Worf's got a knife So someone start a fight I watch TNG Crusher's dynamite TNG Picard doesn't fight TNG Data overloads TNG Warp core explodes I'm Trekie, keen and livin' Genes dream I'm I next gen man William Rikers my number one In command So lock on your photons And raise up your shields Get out your phasers And kick back your heals The marathon is on And I'll be up till dawn Watchin' TNG Crusher's dynamite TNG Picard doesn't fight TNG Data overloads TNG Warp core explodes (SOLO) TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi Crusher's dynamite TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi Picard dosen't fight TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi Data overloads TNG, Troi, Troi, Troi Warp core explodes!
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Die Feddy 03:45
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Yeah Kill me, kill me - Yeah! Wearin' my red shirt now My phaser is set, yeah Everyone is dying Kill me, kill me- Yeah! Klingons are waiting Kill me, Kill me- Yeah! No way to escape now Hey Die, Die, Die, Die Feddy Die, Die, Die, Die Feddy Die Feddy Die Feddy Die Feddy Kiss my red shirt ass yeah I'm goin in blazing I'll kill them all yeah I can be a hero I dive, I blast yeah But I miss the target Hit me, hit me yeah I'm going down blazing! Hey Die, Die, Die, Die Feddy Die, Die, Die, Die Feddy Die Feddy Die Feddy Die Feddy (solo) Die, Die, Die, Die Feddy Die, Die, Die, Die Feddy Die Feddy Die Feddy Die Feddy
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My Name Is Spock 03:12
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My name is Spock (Spock) My name is Spock (Spock) My name is Spock (Spock) My name is Spock (Spock) Turn me down you say I tried to get some play and time and time again you say no! (no) No..no..no.. My pon far today You know I'm gonna die if you don't give it away But you say no! (no) No..no..no.. So if you ask why I am being illogical There's only one think I can say to you My name is Spock (Spock) (x4) Seven years tonight Got something more pointy then my ears so lets go! (Go) Go..Go..Go.. Turn this fever up I waited for so long to get my Vulkon on so lets go! (go) Go..Go..Go.. On nights like this I feel the green blood pumpin' through me Won't you let me pon far with you My name is Spock (Spock) (x4) Spock..Spock..Spock My name is Spock..Spock..Spock.. My name is Spock..Spock..Spock.. My name is Spock..Spock..Spock.. My name is Spock! (Solo) My name is Spock (Spock) (x4)
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A Long Time Ago (Star Wars Intro) 00:54
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Join The Empire 03:39
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Each has a story to tell, no I'm not a Rebel Pay attention this day to what Lord Vader says Coming down the street armor white as a sheet We're rocking out hard to the Sci-Fried beat Troopers can't see at night but still bring the fight Can't see a thing, or hit Luke while he swings Some dumb as a brick fell for the mind trick These aren't the droids were looking for... Move along.....501st.......Vader's fist Join The Empire! There the few there the proud they like to party loud When the music plays get out of their way Armor bad to the bone there ranks have really grown Their marching down the street at Disney in the heat For blocks and blocks at Dragoncon they march At Celebration 4 they came from all shores Their everywhere you see so party with me Your convention will rock when the 501st docks 501st......My homeboys......Vader's Fist Join The Empire Don't you be fooled we know Palpatine rules Your planet will fear when the Empire is near We rule with might so don't try to fight So play this song so while the troopers rock along Other costumes don't compare, armor's what I wear Suit fits to a tee, its made of PVC Every trooper you see looks just like me From Kamino we be, call us the clone army Execute Order 66! Join The Empire Join The Empire Join The Empire Execute Order 66! (Solo) If in the force you don't believe, best get up and leave If Rebels you be, from us you're gonna flee We rule the universe tight, were empire for life! More than a match for even Jedi Knights Growing stronger ever day from the Jedi we slay Even Obi-Wan is gone cuz Vader don't play You might be another Star Trek geek But as for me I'm down with the Empire DragonCon, ComicCon, Chuckcon.. We're coming to your con Join the Empire Sci-Fried Rock - join the Empire Sci-Fried Rock - join the Empire Sci-Fried Rock - join the Empire Sci-Fried Rock - join the Empire Sci-Fried Rock - I want you to join the Empire - Sci-Fried
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Tatooine 02:27
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Got two suns Too much sand and no fun Tatooine Got some bad dudes Jawa's and Jabba too Tatooine It's too dry, It's too hot, Greedo got shot Tatooine Podracing's fast Subulba could win you cash Tatooine But Annie won that race Put Watto in his place Tatooine It's too dry It's too hot Can't grow pot Tatooine The Cantina's the place The band is first rate Tatooine Met Obi-Wan For a six movie run Tatooine It's too dry It's too hot Lots of rocks Tatooine It's too dry It's too hot Slave Leia rocks...
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Fight Together 04:21
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Here come Chewbacca, he come grooving up slowly He got wookiee style, He's one walking carpet he got fur down past his knees got to be a wookiee he just do what he please He wears no clothing, he got one cool wepaon He got cousin Tarful, they fought epic battles He said, I shot two, you shot three One thing I can tell you is the force is with me Fight together, right now, with Chewy He flies the Falcon with his best friend Solo He's got threepio back pack, He's one giant EWOK He lives up in a tree Holds yoda on his shoulder to fight clone armies (solo) Shot down in Flames Han says,laugh it up Fuzzball He stole imperial Walker, He one Badass Wookiee He say (Wookiee Noises) Got to be good looking cause he's soft and Furry Fight together right now, with chewy fight together... fight together... fight together...
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Land Speeder 03:25
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All my friends own a Land speeder The land speeder floats a little higher Land speeder fly's a little slower Land speeder is a Jawa mower Land speeder on Mos Eisley streets yeah Land speeder smugglers we'll meet yeah Land speeder holds all my Droids now Land speeder sold it for cash My Speeder's pretty hip It's got a lot of zip Finest in the galaxy Goin' on a trip Had to sell my ship Now I'm rollin' with a Wookiee
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Star Wars Idiot 03:19
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Don't wanna be a Star Wars idiot You've seen it 500 times, well I've seen tits Chicks don't think your hot in your Vader mask Touch me with that Lightsaber I'll kick your ass Welcome to the newest religion Based on folks who never existed No matter how long ago or far away 'A New Hope' was fine without Jabba At least we can both agree Jar Jar's a fag But don't get too excited I ain't feelin' the Sith Lord hysteria I'm not a part of the Rebel agenda Let's go and party like were on Dagobah We'll sit around and take turns blowin' Yoda Don't get me wrong I like most of the movies But I would never let my self stand in line for 3 weeks Out in the pouring rain To be the first to snag my own copy of the 17th DVD re-release Of a movie I already own. Tie fighters? everyone knows the only good tie fighter is Sagi Haden, What ya'll know about that. face it. Those moves on made Lucas rich and Darth Vader a bitch. (Join me and together we can rules The Galaxy as father and son) Don't wanna be a Star Wars idiot I dig Chewie but pussy's what I'd rather get Boba Fett is dead, bro get over it Han first or Greedo... man, who gives a shit Welcome to the newest religion Where your god is a middle age Fat ass douch who probally still lives with his mom. No flick is worth all the bullshit, I guess what I'm really trying to says it's just a fucking movie. oh!
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Your Brain 00:28
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This is our ALL Parody Album. Featuring Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Zombies, Babylon 5 and BSG.

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released August 1, 2009

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Sci-Fried is a Rock Band from Orlando, FL that writes original rock music with nerdy themes. Sci-Fried started in 2008 and has released 5 studio albums to date. Be sure to check out our collection of over 15 Music Videos on YouTube.

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