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Future Tense (2011)

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Geek Rock 03:42
I love to play D&D it’s so much better then reality Where every girl I see just walks on by But my home dungeons really cool My two friends come after school I cast magic missile and the world just melts away I say no more! (oh Yeah!) Those days are over we are tearing down those walls These days geek nation is standing tall So were clear, definition of Geek Rock (Writing a new page) No question here, definition of Geek Rock (Welcome to the geek age) We’re comin’ out of the shadows We are finally taking our place With a Megaman t-shirt and a anime painted face So we’re clear, definition of Geek Rock (In comic shops and arcades) No question here, definition of Geek Rock Geek Rock, Geek Rock, Geek Rock, Geek Rock Let go of all the preconceptions you have heard A band that rocks populated with nerds We're bad ass rockers when we take the stage Bitch slap the world like they was Johnny Cage We're here to rock and that’s how we roll Geeks making sounds with varying tempo We'll use The Force to bring you to our side Now your one of us we are all Sci-Fried! So we’re clear, definition of Geek Rock (Welcome to the Geek Age) No question here, definition of Geek Rock (Can you feel the nerd rage) (Yeah!) It’s a Geek World Order taken at no ones expense We set the standard we rock in Future Tense So we’re clear, definition of Geek Rock No question here, definition of Geek Rock So we’re clear, definition of Geek Rock No question here, definition of Geek Rock
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LV-426 03:29
We’re in the pipe...five by five... 30 Seconds people look sharp... Alright sweathearts you heard the man, Assholes and elbows We’re Colonial Marines sent to rescue a town On the express elevator to hell going down That asshole Gorman was ever so green Second combat drop that he’d ever seen We got Apone our fearless sarge Hudson bitched put her in charge Vasquez was kind a butch mistaken for a man Corporal Hicks was the only grunt that Ripley could stand We are Colonial Marines we got nukes and knives we are killing machines but this place isn’t like we’ve ever seen in space...No one can hear you...Scream! Burke only cared about dollars and cents We were sent into fight with only words for defense Corporal Dietrich was the first to fall Hudson screamed their coming out of the god damn walls We are Colonial Marines we got nukes and knives we are killing machines but this place isn’t like we’ve ever seen in space... No one can hear you...Scream! (Game over Man, Game Over!) (Marines we are leaving!) Sentry guns on-line gates welded tight That's when Newt said they mostly come out at night Bishop in the tube bring the drop ship down Fifty megatons set to vaporize this town Inside the perimeter the beasts all fight Hicks whispered man your not reading that right We vowed not to be taken alive Corporal Hicks was the only marine to survive We are Colonial Marines we got nukes and knives we are killing machines but this place isn’t like we’ve ever seen in space...No one can hear you...Scream!
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Chosen One 03:47
Wake up at the Inn at the start of the day They're glad I just saved the village But they still made me pay NPCs all agree they think that I'm the best ‘Sept a wisecrackin' fairy sent to aid in my quest She's got menus that I can use for a lotta things Like carryin' my weapons and my magical rings She's got all kinda potions and reminds me to save Where she keeps it I can never explain It’s my game don‘t complain there’s other people in it Forty hours give or take is what it takes to win it Me and my crew winnin‘ battles usin’ Magic, swords, axes and bows They all close to the warrior that destiny chose It's time to roll with my Dwarves, Ninjas, Clerics and Druids Got some side quests I gotta cross off my to-do list So while you're chewin‘ snacks raisin’ stats And diggin’ my rhymes I'll have you flyin through these guys gettin‘ no loading times Rollin’ up on evil with my sword in hand Got the fate of the world restin' on one man I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One) With my mind on my mana and my mana on my mind Don't know why I was chosen or if I'll succeed But I gotta keep an eye on my HP I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One) All my summon spells take up way too much time Level up, as some people call Got more health strength and magic in no time at all Even learned how to heal for only three MP Now herbs I procure become obsolete It's pretty sweet castin’ spells but it leaves me unsure Why my cure spells heal and my heal spells cure I'll learn to teleport soon and the doom spell's next But it costs fifty magic points and never connects Gonna check on the NPC's gonna be pretty pissed If they say the same things to me While they have me kill things and help a kid get found They just walk around sayin “Welcome to our town” But I'm down if I can get gold or weapons this time Otherwise I gotta find my fill killin’ a slime And that's somethin’ that I think about a lot on my quest Where's a slime keep his items? Eh, but I digress Rollin’ up on evil with my sword in hand Got the fate of the world restin’ on one man I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One) Finding coins cuttin‘ bushes can't leave 'em alone Don't know why I was chosen or if I'll succeed Check my stats with a tap of the triangle key I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One) There's gold in crates and chickens hate to be thrown Three hour boss fight gettin’ kinda frustrated And I know I ain't done he still hasn't mutated Into something weird with wings, claws and 3 glowing eyes about the size of a skyscraper high in the sky Forget why this guy's got a grudge against creation So bad he's out for global devastation But if I hasten up his death and put a stop to his plan I'll get all the famous CG clips that I can stand Rollin’ up on evil with my sword in hand Gotta off one guy to save the whole damn land I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One) Saved me a princess still can't get laid Don't know why I was chosen or if I'll succeed Got a sequel comin‘ out in a year or three I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One) Gonna be the same game with a graphic upgrade Rollin’ up on evil with my sword in hand Got the fate of the world restin' on one man I'm the Chosen One (Chosen One) with my mind on my Mana, and my mana on my mind. Don't know why I was Chosen or if I'll succeed But I gotta keep an eye on my HP, I'm the Chosen One, Chosen One ya'll, with my mind on my mana and my mana on my mind...
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Deep beneath the murky swamp, the sinister Legion of Doom prepares to unleash another incredible plan... Why can't they ever take my plans seriously Always treat me like a henchman I can be so much more He really thinks that his plan will net him Superman I think that he's been smoking Kryptonite They even tried a scheme by Gorilla Grod But he got beat by Aquaman and a killer whale Solomon Grundy heard “Wonder Twin powers activate” Then he got schooled by a puddle I will beat them, we'll destroy them, I will end their lives Super Friends no more they'll never be born I'll erase them this time! But we were Foiled Again by those damn Super Friends An ingenious plan that failed once again I was Foiled Again by those damn Super Friends Someday I'll beat them and I’ll win! Meanwhile at the Hall Of Evil in the universe we know as ours the insidious Legion of Doom prepares for taco night... Right away I knew this plan would fail The Joker thought it was great so they did it anyway I hope when I go down that Wonder Woman lassos me and maybe I will try to lie to her Professor Zoom is moving too fast for them to see Until he is fisted by Green Lantern, now he is done and why the hell is Bizarro even on this team He got tricked by that stupid monkey Gleek I will beat them, we'll destroy them, I will end their lives Super Friends no more they'll never be born I'll erase them this time! we were Foiled Again by those damn Super Friends An ingenious plan that failed once again I was Foiled Again by those damn Super Friends Someday I'll beat them it's my time to win... we were Foiled Again by those damn Super Friends An ingenious plan that failed once again I was Foiled Again by those damn Super Friends Someday I'll beat them it's my time to win...
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Back off man, We're scientists... Are you troubled by spooks and specters And things that go bump in the night Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement Waking up with your hair all white Is your fridge being invaded by Zuul As a precursor to the coming of Gozer So when you pick up your phone to make that frantic call You better not be callin no posers We came to play and we're savin’ the day Stay Puft and his crew best get outta‘ our way We got the guides be it Tobin or Shandor Blast your ass back with a nuclear accelerator That's what we got strapped to our backs We don't need guns we're bringin’ the traps So if you don't know just break out your dough We're rolling Ecto-1 to the scene of your show (Ghostbusters) Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You We came, we saw, we kicked it in the ass Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You Spirits at the mall now who ya gonna call (Ghostbusters) Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You Viggos a mural too his birthday he's gonna rue Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You Guess what New York, We're Ready to Believe You! Bringing all our resources and our straightened slinkys To bust up the problem with your fifty foot twinkie Dogs and cats can't cohabitate And the Mayor needs votes there's no time to waste Is you're pack on tight stick ready to light Throw out your stream but don't cross 'em alright important safety tip now we're ready to flip Ridin’ liberty home with a Nintendo stick The grid is thick we gotta wrap up quick We been shut down by a man with no dick Now I work a double shift what a giant prick Dickless caused a cross dimensional rift We got the Gatekeeper we got the Keymaster What we try and do now is avoid a disaster We punch it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist Then we rock the honeys all night (Ghostbusters) Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You We came, we saw, we kicked it in the ass Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You Spirits at the mall now who ya gonna call (Ghostbusters) Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You Viggos a mural too his birthday he's gonna rue Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You Guess what New York, We're Ready to Believe You! We got the tools and we got the talent We like to have fun, we ain't violent That's a river of slime not the sizzler But we can beat it back with mood slime We're feelin’ ya Ugly little spud jumped right out of my way He's right here and he can hear you Ray Kick in the door make a mess for sure But were the real paranormal exterminators Central park is an undead zoo So call us up you got nothin to lose The Titanic just docked better throw out the glok Might as well hit a spook in the head with a rock Show that prehistoric bitch how we do it downtown We ain't gods and we ain't clowns He's a sailor in town we gotta get him laid That's how we roll when we're savin the day! (Ghostbusters) Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You We came, we saw, we kicked it in the ass Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You Spirits at the mall now who ya gonna call (Ghostbusters) Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You Viggos a mural too his birthday he's gonna rue Call us up, We're Ready to Believe You Guess what New York, We're Ready to Believe You!
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Tech Support 04:29
Well I heard your Windows crashed Windows 7 wasn’t my idea I’ll fix it faster then The Flash Why’s this manual from Korea No need to worry about the cash Free parts and free labor We should just go out and get smashed Well I can repair your machine I’d be glad to lend you a hand Well I may be your Tech Support I’d rather be your Iron Man! So sorry about your broken iThing You dropped it in the water And your new Xbox got the red ring It kept on running hotter I’ll help you find an answer on Bing Yo no se los links (los links!) Your underestimation of me stings Well I can repair your machine I’d be glad to lend you a hand Well I may be your Tech Support I’d rather be your Iron Man! They say your computer was inspected I just got the phone call Forty thousand files all infected Why’d you turn off the firewall I know that I can resurrect it Don’t worry ‘bout a thing Why can’t we just go and get connected Well I can repair your machine I’d be glad to lend you a hand Well I may be your Tech Support I’d rather be your Iron Man! Got more to give then space on Blu-Ray More then HD-DVD But you got to meet me half way I got everything you need What I have you can’t buy on Ebay I won’t screw you with shipping And all my hardware’s plug and play Well I can repair your machine I’d be glad to lend you a hand Well I may be your Tech Support I’d rather be your Iron Man!
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The Jedi fear our council They just deny themselves The Force sees every weakness Into your soul it delves It temps you with it’s mastery Of passion hate and pain The rage it fuels your power Time to begin your reign Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side Overcome your every weakness The darkness shows the light The enlightened and the hunted Strike them down with all your might You don’t know the power that you can possess Lash out with all your anger Your faith you must profess Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side Evil is a word used by the ignorant and the weak The Dark Side is about survival It’s about unleashing your inner power It glorifies the strength of the individual The Emperor will show you true nature of The Force He is your master now his will you must enforce Achieve a greater power the Jedi all must die Full fill your destiny take you place at my side Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side Embrace the Dark Side, Unleash your Dark Side
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The Moon is shining but there's no base in sight The machines have not risen but men continue to fight this computer sits on my lap, When it should be the size of a room New York City is not a prison Where are the flying cars that you promised me, don't have a robot to make my bed. Jules Verne was right about the submarine, but talking dolphins are not my friend. I communicate just like Captain Kirk, but there's no one to beam me away. Still we search for a better tomorrow When we're looking back at today I have an avatar, but where is my holosuite War is supposed to be over and no poverty We don't dress in jumpsuits and we haven't seen World War Three The mall isn't filled with Zombies Where are the flying cars that you promised me, don't have a robot to make my bed. Jules Verne was right about the submarine, but talking dolphins are not my friend. I communicate just like Captain Kirk, but there's no one to beam me away. Still we search for a better tomorrow When we're looking back at today I'm not the last man on earth there is no wasteland We have Flat TV's but not for conveying our plans There is no telepathy, We still eat food there's no Soylent Green There's no underwater city Where are the flying cars that you promised me, don't have a robot to make my bed. Jules Verne was right about the submarine, but talking dolphins are not my friend. I communicate just like Captain Kirk, but there's no one to beam me away. Still we search for a better tomorrow When we're looking back at today
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Red light's flashing and securities dashing down to the transporter bay. Grab your phaser gun and don't bother with stun it’s time to send the team away. There’s a 50 foot Apollo and his wrath is gonna follow got the hots for Yeoman Rand. Hitmen from the mob, Kirk is on the job with a tommy gun in his hand. They got you on the run we get the job done hit the communicator and say... Beam The Away-Team down and when we hit the ground we're gonna blow the baddies away! When the red alert sounds who you gonna beam down.. The Away-Team! The Away-Team! If your under an attack our crew has got your back The Away-Team! The Away-Team! Red shirts are all down cuz the borg are in town that won't keep us Feddies away. Trigger finger steady cuz we been gettin' ready by drinking Bloodwine all day. There's evil to fight and this crew is pretty tight Mr. Worf has a battle cry, I'm not a merry man I'll kill you where you stand, today's a good day to die! Data used his chip his emotions flipped and he let the 'S' word fly. Riker's got a gun it won't be on stun and you'll be the next to fry! When the red alert sounds who you gonna beam down.. The Away-Team! The Away-Team! If your under an attack our crew has got your back The Away-Team! The Away-Team! Having fun near Regula One when a device came around our way. Seven days we're stunned by the work he'd done what Genesis did in a day. Carol Marcus was rockin' those boots I was knockin' she took my anatomy. She presented a son a Vulcan on the run and another with lobotomy. Warp core implodes scan the rocks below we search for intelligent life, there's a shuttle down, green babes abound and we're here to save their life! When the red alert sounds who you gonna beam down.. The Away-Team! The Away-Team! If your under an attack our crew has got your back The Away-Team! The Away-Team! The Away-Team!
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A Silly Song 04:23
The counting of the song shall be three Three shall be the counting, and the number of The counting shall be three Patsy and King Arthur 932 AD the noble king rides through the land atop his mighty steed To fill the halls at Camelot with the finest bravest knights However many he may find they'll use the same five guys Will you join me, Are you suggesting coconuts migrate, Help I'm being repressed! The Black Knight fought him valiantly but was cut down to size and Bedemir soon won him over with his brilliant mind It wasn't long 'fore God himself had an ingenious plan to make these knights a ray of light upon this darkened land! It’s only a flesh wound, How do you know that she's a witch, Of course its a good idea! We're Knights of the Round Table we dance whenever we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable. We're all formidable and our rhymes quite unsingable. We dine well here in Camelot we eat ham and jam and spam a lot! Four shall thalt not count, Neither count thou two, Excepting that thalt then proceed to three. Five is right out... And so each knight then parted ways King Arthur thought it best to make them merchandisable they'll all need separate quests Galahad's will was tested brave Sir Robin ran away and Lancelot fought well and made a wonderful escape! I never did, I'll bet your gay!, Can someone give me a push? The Knights of Ni! had Bedemir and Arthur terrorized The French are rude as Hell I'm gonna try to act surprised Of all the dangers here a tiny rabbit is the worst the beast will kill us all unless the artist snuffs it first! Ni!...Ni!, Y’re tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms, Run away! We're knights of the Round table we dance whenever we're able Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable In war we're tough and able quite indefatigable. We're opera mad in Camelot we sing from the diaphragm alot! And now for something completely different... Fishy...Fishy...Fishy...Fish... I wonder where that fish could be? They captured our attention though our spans be wafer thin They never sued for tribute songs, wink wink nudge nudge grin grin Now spam is almost edible and we still have silly walks They'll one day join the parrot but will still out live us all Please fondle my buttocks, Biggus dickus Suppose he had a pointy stick...Shut up! Stop it! Silly! I’m ordering this song not to be silly! Go on fade it out... Stop it!... Silly.... Go on, off you go then.. Silly... That’s quite enough...
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Fifty-One 03:56
Secrets are there though we’re unaware The time has come to find our answers Within these walls we learn it all And end up running for our life I must escape, I must escape here, I must escape! Area... Fifty-One Gotta be a safe way to get outa this place Fifty-One, the visitors there can take no more isolation Fifty-One, Government wants them inside Now we’re all gonna die Fifty-one, we need to reach the desert to gain our freedom Horrors alive no place left to hide Dying for freedom trying to survive The cover up is in place they came from outer space Now the terror inside on us will thrive We must escape, We must escape here, We must escape! Area...Fifty-One Gotta be a safe way to get outa this place Fifty-One, the visitors there can take no more isolation Fifty-One, Government wants them inside Now we’re all gonna die Fifty-One, we need to reach the desert to gain our freedom...
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We lost the battle at Serenity Broke our hopes and our dreams We had to pull a train job just to make ends meet We were bushwhacked by the network Reavers sent us out into the black It was a wonderful shindig Oh will we ever get it back Well they took the skies from me and we lost Serenity Everyone speaking goram Chinese Well they took the skies from me... The cattle are all safe Book took a bullet and Mal a wife Our Mrs. Reynolds tried to kill us But Vera saved our lives In Jaynestown there was a hero Out of gas we earned our pay We ran a river to Ariel Got paid and canceled anyway Well they took the skies from me and we lost Serenity Now things don’t feel so shiny Well they took the skies from me... I got words... Wash wrote his own war stories and he made it back Inara found wild treasures buried in Alliance trash The message was sent by one of the Browncoat pack This shining heart of gold can’t be turned to black No power in the verse can save our place We live on as objects in space Well they took the skies from me, and we lost Serenity now things don’t feel so shiny Well they took the skies from me...
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I crave your milky skin bloody fangs and lacy trim Her legs are long they will draw you In Enter Into her world of sin Cloaked In the darkest night Under her spell with no will to fight She'll hunt you down and swallow you whole This beautiful beast has taken your soul Your flesh Is cold, Vampires Suck! You never grow old, Vampires Suck! Wait for you at night, Vampires Suck! Love It when you bite, Vampires Suck! (Suck!) After sunset I awoke Put on my slippers and Vampire cloak Set to begin my new undead life In the next coffin my new Vampire wife Hunger goes unsatisfied Craving for blood won't be denied Minions from hell serve our Vampire queen Sent forth in night her commands are obscene Your flesh Is cold, Vampires Suck! You never grow old, Vampires Suck! Wait for you at night, Vampires Suck! Love It when you bite, Vampires Suck! (Suck!) No more beach no more beer Vampires sparkle If they're queer Hundreds of years since I drew breath Now morning wood could mean my death The Slayer wants to turn me to dust My story ends with a single thrust My queen fled into the night In search of another sucker to bite Your flesh Is cold, Vampires Suck! You never grow old, Vampires Suck! Wait for you at night, Vampires Suck! Love It when you bite, Vampires Suck! Your flesh Is cold, Vampires Suck! You never grow old, Vampires Suck! Wait for you at night, Vampires Suck! Love It when you bite, Vampires Suck! (Suck!)
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Through the rippled wall A threshold crossed Transcend the universe On through the black an infinite divide New worlds explored old worlds collide The portal gave A lifetime away Across the stars I reside Not alone I’ve seen wonders untold Everything I know is gone So far from home, In the unknown So far from home, In the unknown Stones of time Connect to the past Our journey just begun There is no going back We look for signs and try to survive So far from home, In the unknown So far from home, In the unknown
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In the woods lies the book made with sinister intentions Bound in flesh inked in blood full of demon resurrections Then me and Lynda drove to the cabin alone screw hotels this place is free I played the stupid tape now the evil’s escaped and now their coming after me Now Lynda’s gone, still comin’ strong, I said bring it on! Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! I’ll make a stand, boomstick in hand, S-Mart brand Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! They got in my hand made it bad so I cut it off with a chainsaw Now evil beware I’m no longer scared I got a shotgun and a lantern jaw I’ll give those demons all a run for their money while Bobby Joe goes out and hugs a tree Well not my favorite way to spend my vacation beats Thanksgiving with the family. Find the page, send granny to her grave, cast them all away Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! Tell me why, can’t keep no one alive, open up the skies Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! Now in the past surrounded by a bunch of primates they said give ‘em spikes I’m gonna give ‘em hell The promised one the greatest of my time as far as anybody here can tell Now all I got to do is find the book and say “Klatu Verata...Ugh” I said the words I guess the demons didn’t hear they got an army beating down our door Evil ash must die, henry join our side, help me pimp my ride, Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! We’ve won the day, best be on my way, make some shitty games, Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! Good...Bad...I’m the guy with the gun Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy! Groovy...Come get some... Hail to the king baby! Evil Dead Guy!, Evil Dead Guy!
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Invasion 03:51

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Future Tense is Sci-Fried's 2011 Release. Taking Geek Rock to the next level with their 2nd all original album with themes all things geek!

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released March 24, 2011

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Sci-Fried is a Rock Band from Orlando, FL that writes original rock music with nerdy themes. Sci-Fried started in 2008 and has released 5 studio albums to date. Be sure to check out our collection of over 15 Music Videos on YouTube.

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