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Geeks Unite (2009)

by Sci-Fried

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Welcome to the Geek Age (Intro) 00:42
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Geeks Unite 03:32
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Sci-Fried! Yeah, We're talking to you! We got a dream out your DVR screen And we're rockin' the classics in 1080p We sit down and watch some Babylon 5 South Park, Lost and Deep Space Nine But tonight we came here to rock the house Brothers and sisters get up off of the couch Put down the iPods and Nintendo Wii And get ready to rock to the Sci-Fried beat We need all of our homies in their Klingon gear To represent when they hear us near Stromtroppers and Jedi hand in hand Come to party when you see this band! Yeah, We want you Geeks Unite! Geeks Unite! Hey, so what's cooler Star Wars or Star Trek? Heh, That's like asking what's better Ninjas or Pirates. Yeah, Uh wait... Slave Leia or Seven of Nine? .... Oooo At the convention we party till dawn Can't wait to get our Galactica on We got all the honeys up in our room Play a little Rock Band the girls go boom We power up like a Stargate cheveron We make you laugh like you watchin' Monty Python We got a power you won't believe It'll hit ya like Batman dropin' a thief Would ya believe we killed a Terminator We'll Frak you too if you try to be a hater We took a Quantum Leap when we made this band But our peeps are all across this land! Yeah, We need you... Geeks Unite! Geeks Unite! Ever seen Star Wars? Whatever.... On weed?!?! Haha, No but I saw it on acid once... X-files, Heroes, King of the Hill We love 'm all when its time to chill Supernatural, Simpsons and Aqua Teen They all make it to our viewing screen OG Star Trek Scotty's got the plan Mr. Sulu was gay who knew man? (Oh My) Predators, Aliens watch out for the Reavers Smallville meteor freak of the week, yeah! We know ya hear us when we say it's ok Let your geek flag fly come party today Call on us like we was Ghostbusters Can't ya see we're in league with justice? Yeah, We love you ... Geeks Unite! Geeks Unite! Geeks Unite! Get out of your Grandma's basement........
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A Hero 04:21
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This quest, This need to solve life's mysteries In The End, What does it matter? When the human heart Can only find meaning in the smallest of moments Sunless sky awakens me, to a power I can feel In my mind I question, is this the truth...am I real What's happening...In my mind I scream This Gift for me, Could I be A Hero...A Hero Into the sky, High I fly... I'll Help the Plight, I can be A Hero...A Hero...A Hero... Snatched from my home and locked away Cold, grey darkness around me... The things I've seen I can't believe, from outside I hear a Scream Now's my chance to get away, I take it and I flee... Now I'm running Free, They're after me I want Normalcy, don't want to be A Hero, A Hero My friends have died, helping me to hide Please end this ride, I cannot be A Hero, A Hero, A Hero... Power up ya game, time to make your own name Forget about Glory, Money or Fame Step in the Spotlight, Help others to fight And you might be (A Hero) Forget about the past, stay up to the task No need to be a freak and start wearin a mask Be true to you, don't cha be no fool And you will be (A Hero....A Hero) Why are we here?, What is the Soul? Why Do we Dream? Perhaps we'd be better off not knowing at all, That's not human Nature, Not The human Heart Now the cast is made for me, We are few and I am One Ahead there lies a path for me, I feel that this has just begun There are others here, we will show no fear Making darkness clear, it's time to be A Hero, A Hero No choice for me, embrace Destiny Protect all I see, It's my Call to be A Hero, A Hero, A Hero...
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Don't Phase Me Bro 02:36
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So we beamed down to this funky space station And there were all these strange aliens around So I asked one of them where I can get a drink for my crew There's a Federation bar but all they serve is synthahol Feda-who syntha-what?! Man, where can I get some of that Romulan Ale I've heard of? That's illegial in the Federation. Well we're not part of any Federation Now beam us down some of that Romulan Ale We ain't got no Romulan Ale Come on man our band is playing on the station and All we want is some Romulan Ale We aint got no Romulan Ale Come on man, how are we going to get alien women They like Romulan Ale We aint got no Romulan Ale Now move along or I'll call security And then he produced a phaser and I had to tell him... Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me Bro! (x4) Ok so another close call for me and my crew We dipped into this spacey bar called Quarks There were lots of Federation people drinking synthaol in there pajamas I told the bartender to bring over some of that Bloowine we've heard of Bloodwine is only for the Klingons Klingons? man, I'm just trying to get some bloodwine for my crew All we want is some bloodwine How about some prune juice? Are you crazy man? We need Bloodwine now We ain't got no Bloodwine I just need some Bloodwine for my crew We aint got no Bloodwine Now move along or I'll call security And then a he produced a big Klingon and i had to tell him... (move along you pathetic patocks) Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me Bro! (x4) Ok so this station is crazy, We're just gonna get on our space ship and warp out of here But then I scan a fine alien women standing next to a keg of wiskey You need a ride? We got a spaceship You aint got no space ship I said we have a fine space ship lets beam up and have a drink I aint beaming up nowhere I said lets beam up and talk about it over a drink I aint beaming nowhere, i'm with the dominion Dominon, man i'm just trying to get some whiskey for my crew All I want is some wiskey for my crew We aint got no whiskey Now move along or I'll call security Then she produced a phaser and i had to tell her... Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me Bro! (x4) Don't Phase Me Bro...
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Rebel Cry 04:17
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rebels don't need no sith lord tellin' them the way they outta be don't need the imperial senate their just pawns for palpatine just escaped from the... detention block now we're free and its... time to rock and i'll die before the empire gets me can you hear my... can you fell my... rebel cry rebel cry fight for your... fight for your life rebel cry rebel cry rebel cry you know i stole thoes death star plans all i had to do was kill a man bothin spys died to get them through and we smuggled them into r2-d2 now the imps are gonna... feel the force all x-wing squadrons... are on course and i'll die before the empire gets me can you hear my... can you feel my... rebel cry rebel cry fight for your... fight for your life rebel cry rebel cry rebel cry (solo) can you hear my... can you feel my... rebel cry rebel cry fight for your... fight for your life rebel cry rebel cry rebel cry we're hidden down on the forest moon rebels are gonna make that shields go boom I planted that explosive charge I made general solo look so large now the imps are gone, we can start a new endor party tonight, with ewoks too and i'll die before the empire gets me can you hear my... can you feel my... rebel cry rebel cry fight for your... fight for your life rebel cry rebel cry rebel cry rebel cry!
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45047.2 (aka Darmok) 04:22
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Darmok... and Jalad Darmok... and Jalad sokath... his eyes uncovered sokath... his eyes uncovered zinda... his face black, his eyes red zinda... his face black, his eyes red The beast, at tanagra The beast, at tanagra The beast, at tanagra Darmok... and Jalad Darmok... and Jalad Temba... his arms wide Temba... his arms wide Shaka... when the walls fell Shaka... when the walls fell The beast, at tanagra The beast, at tanagra The beast, at tanagra Darmok... and Jalad On The ocean...
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Sci-Fried 04:20
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We get our hyperdrive on we rock it till dawn and we are coming to get you we make a vortex in space we'll save the human race and our sensors are always true well my lightsabers green and it is dirty and mean and it will bring the force to you we get a frequency lock faster then mr. spock is my transmission getting through cause we are all sci-fried we are all sci....fried I keep my batleth concealed I got a killer force field all our phasers are locked on you well the condition is red I'm going out of my head only one thing left to do I'm gonna raise up my shields take all the red pills and get skin job all over you we get a frequency lock faster then mr. spock is my transmission coming through cause we are all sci-fried we are all sci....fried (solo) (spoken) we get our hyperdrive on we're rockin' it till the dawn now theres nothing you can do were gonna bring the force to you we travel through outer space we'll save the human race come along for a killer ride cause we....are all....sci....fried....
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Don Of The Con (Skit) 00:55
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Level Up 03:58
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Levelin' Up (x4) Got blisters on my thumbs from my 2600 Pitfall and Pac-man but have you ever wondered Why Shinobi and Out-Run really failed to pass the test Came in second place to Mario and Zelda on the NES Genesis blasted in like a Sonic Altered beast (Sega) Played Golden Axe a million times at least Rocked a little Streetfighter 2 on the Super Nintendo ( Playstation One came and hit me like a bong And I played Final Fantasy all night long Cause I was... Levelin' up, Yeah! You gotta keep hopin' til you get to the top Levelin' up, yeah! Lay all your money down and just won't stop, yeah Levelin' up Now we got a clan on a Warcraft jam yeah! We gotta Level Up! Bill Gates joined the crew with the ugly X-Box Halo 1 and 2 were the games that rocked Dreamcast and Gamecube kinda came and went But playstation 2 still got games for rent They tried to make me work out with Nintendo Wii But I fooled them punks and found a way to cheat Your friends will make you come out and stop bein' alone But you have to Level Up so you better stay home Run coward... Warrior needs food badly... Rise from your grave... Finish Him... Chicken fight like a robot... Now my 360 is Live connected Fragging foul-mouthed 12 year olds my heads up detected (you got pawned newb) Marketplace take my money I just can't stop Got a useless HD-DVD sitting up on top Playstation 3 is kinda mean and it's got the blu-Ray But Metal Gear Solid is the only one to play Guitar Hero or Rock Band freak Use the door of your house Just get up off the couch and come party with me cuz we're... Levelin' up, Yeah! Can you play Free Bird on expert now? Levelin' up, Yeah! Jumping in the sewer and hit the pow Levelin' up Call of Duty got to capture that flag Yeah! We gotta level up Come get some... I don't have a spell ready... Flawless Victory... Beware, I live... Outstanding... Levelin' up, Yeah! Flyin through space, defending the planet Levelin' up, yeah! Have you played the newest one yet? Levelin' Up Have ya won at Madden by a hundred points? yeah, We gonna Level Up! Level Up! (Game Over)
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Galactica Fights Alone 05:08
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Local dradis contact Raiders in the sky Launch all the vipers All the ones that will fly Lydar confirms Nukes as far as I can see Return fire, Weapons free Baseships all around me Galactica Fights Alone I wish we could jump all the way to our... To our new home... Toasters on the flight deck Spoilin' for a fight We'll be fraggin' Cylons Deep into the night Even though we destroy them And it is not their end When they resurrect We will end them again Baseships all around me Galactica Fights Alone I wish we could jump all the way to our... To our new home... Our new home Our new home Our new home Our new home Recall the vipers Break off the attack Volly of nukes coming in All hands brace for impact Destroyed two base ships Resurection ship near Spool up the FTL and Get the Frak out of here Baseships all around me Galactica Fights Alone I wish we could jump all the way to our... To our new home... Our new home Our new home Our new home Our new home
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Ninja Drinking Song (free) 02:55
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When I look back sometimes, I wish I'd been a ninja leaping from rooftop to rooftop, a katana in me 'and Yeah, all that training would kill almost anybody But I would be no ordinary man. If I could be a ninja, let me tell you laddy, I would never once be backin' down, I'd never lose a fight, I'd leap a mile in the air, tear out your kidneys, then I'd disappear into the night. Cause a ninja's life is tough, most normal folks aren't enough, But it'd still hafta be The life for me cause pirates really suck I'd have a lot more fun if I could be a ninja, Cause when you're tossin' a shuriken, life ceases to be bland. I know that personally, I would never tire Of slicing foes to a speed metal band. When I was a boy, I drempt I'd be a ninja Wasn't quite sure what they were, but knew I'd be one just the same. Compared to ninja, things like astronaut and fireman and cop just seem kinda lame Cause a ninja's life is tough, most normal folks aren't enough, But it'd still hafta be The life for me (yo, ho!) cause pirates really suck (solo) When I get really drunk, I think that I'm a ninja, (I am ninja, he is ninja) You can find me in my old pajamas stuck up in a tree. (she is ninja too) See that's the thing, for every ninja that you find (I am ninja, we are ninja) there's a thousand wannabes (and I believe you're ninja too) Cause a ninja's life is tough, most normal folks aren't enough, But it'd still hafta be The life for me Because pirates really suck But it'd still hafta be The life for me...... Because pirates... really... suck
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Pirate Life 05:06
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:30 I Sure do Wish That I's a Pirate, It's de only ting to be, mon spend each day out by de sea Got my Parrot and my Rapier, dats a sword if ya don't know , boy Pirates are footloose and Fancy Free If I was a Pirate, I'd have me lots of treasure..bunch of dubloons yea my toes in the sand, the wind in my face when it's time to rape & pillage, ya know we do it wit de style Cannons are blazin, no time to waste 1:19--Chorus: Yo Ho Yo Ho, Ninja's Really Suck Yo Ho Yo Ho, It's De Pirate's Life For Me Yo Ho Yo Ho Ninja's got de camel toe Yo Ho Yo Ho..sing it with me, yeah 1:42 There's Noting like a Pirate Party, it's the place you wan to be mon Drink and Dance til mornin light Lawman Lookin for my face now, reward if dey can catch me If I Can't run I stand there and fight Pirate Wenches like de sex yea, day like the feelin of de ocean My Pistol is Cocked , here come the boarding party 2:30--Chorus: Yo Ho Yo Ho, Ninja's got no cannonballs Yo Ho Yo Ho, It's de Pirate's Life for me Yo Ho Yo Ho, Ninja's Never get de Booty Yo Ho Yo Ho....Drinkin Rum all Day, Hey 3:06 Pirate's get de peg leg an de eye patch, they always loosing body parts yeh Waiting at de gallows all de day I'd rather be in Davy Jones' Locker, he got de best o de ganja Jolly Roger Take me away Set My ship upon de waves, no don't make me walk de plank no for your disgressions de sharks make you pay 3:42--Chorus: Yo Ho Yo Ho, Dead Ninjas tell no tales Yo Ho Yo Ho, Pirates got a bigger yardarm yo Ho Yo Ho, Ninja's Make good skull and crossbones Yo Ho Yo Ho, Got my own private Island
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Saturday Night on Syfy 04:06
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gonna watch movies till my eyes pop right out of my head saturday nite, saturday nite, saturday nite on sci-fi hangin with the crew, theres nothin much to do lets get another brew and watch some sci-fi order pizza tonite, hope mansquito don't bite watchin' megasnake fight, on sci-fi tonite on sci-fi copperhead, supergator, swamp devil mega snake, kaw, frankenfish better stay out of the water alien siege, alien hunter, alien express can you sense a theme? ogre, cyclops, minatour, rock monster saturday nite, saturday nite watchin movies all nite on sci-fi saturday nite, feeling alright watchin movies all nite on sci-fi worlds coming to end every saturday 'round 10 I watch it with my friends on sci-fi man with a screaming brain is driving me insane bruce campbell is his name on sci-fi chupacabra will attack if you turn your back they don't cut you no slack on sci-fi dungeons and dragons 2, we're gonna need more brew they get medievil on you on sci-fi next on sci-fi yeti, sabertooth, ice spiders harpies, gargoyles, larva tonites creature feature anaconda 3, warbirds, bats, snake king earth storm, tornados in ny, volcanos in ny its the end of the world saturday nite, saturday nite watchin movies all nite on sci-fi saturday nite, feeling alright watchin movies all nite on sci-fi spoken slow - Guitar Solo next on sci-fi flu bird horror, epoch, dragon storm bone eater, man-thing, hydra the most dangerous nite of tv blood suckers, mammoth, mindstorm, sea beast beyond loch ness, manticore, aztec rex don't dare change the channel saturday nite, saturday nite watchin movies all nite on sci-fi saturday nite, feeling alright watchin movies all nite on sci-fi saturday nite, saturday nite its all outta sight on sci-fi saturday nite, saturday nite, saturday nite on sci-fi saturday nite, saturday nite, gonna stay up all nite and get sci-fried saturday nite, saturday nite, gonna stay up all nite and get sci-fried...
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Warping Into The Sun 04:05
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a voice we've known since we were young all of a sudden is gone the great birds number one has set course for the sun with pike she did command but in sickbay she would land with bones she now will stand she's loved across the land laxowana disrupts the calm on betazoid she was born was picards favorite mom we loved when she was on the computer sings her song whenever you turn it on on the enterprise she belongs so set a course for the sun warping into the sun... warping into the sun... warping into the...sun first bones warped on then scotty followed along but this family has a bond so set a course for the sun when I hear kirk scream khan his wrath will forever live on this space seed montoban his trek has just begun the trek cast lives on with millions of fans strong the crew has been reborn maybe a new show will come we've all had friends journey on but in our hearts they live long and prospering ships sail on we'll meet them at the sun warping into the sun... warping into the sun... warping into captains and madmen are all lost in the sirens of color as the suns heart draws them further into the center of the suns golden iris of life that waits for us at the end of the course shining bright (vocal solo, humming up till the chorus ) warping into the sun... warping into the sun... warping into
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Space and Time 05:10
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Sci-Fried's Debut Album Geeks Unite. Original songs by Geeks for Geeks! Geek Rock! Themes like Star Wars, Star Trek, Heroes, Ninjas, Pirates, Video Games, Battlestar Galactica, The Syfy Channel and more!

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released August 1, 2009

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Sci-Fried is a Rock Band from Orlando, FL that writes original rock music with nerdy themes. Sci-Fried started in 2008 and has released 5 studio albums to date. Be sure to check out our collection of over 15 Music Videos on YouTube.

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