Rockin' fake armor and a goofy name
Hangin out with your friends and a table top game
You're choosing your race and setting the skills
Growing stronger somehow every time that you kill
Down in the basement, not the blistering heat
And you probably never worry when you lay down to sleep
If your party gets tired, you can all just quit
Well, it's nowhere near as fun when you're living it!
I'm ON this wretched outing, TO the cursed mountain
Cause somehow, the normal lava just wont do, yeah
EVery day's a thrill, the WORLD, it wants to kill ya
All the while jewelry is seducing you
I'm reMINDed every moment WHY I say adventure and
excitement, a hobbit craves not these things
Still keep pressing on and FIGHTing orcs and goblins
til the deed is done, if I only had a horse
So now I got the sword and the bow and an axe
Our wizard's got the spells that don't heal or attack
If he's our greatest strength then explain to me bro
Why he's always disappearing when we need him the most
Skipping second breakfast I would kill for a bite
And I'm doing twice the running cause I'm half of the size
If I thought ahead a little I'd have worn me some shoes
It's extended edition so we're nowhere near through!
I'm ON this wretched outing, TO the cursed mountain
Cause somehow, the normal lava just wont do, yeah
EVery day's a thrill, the WORLD, it wants to kill ya
All the while jewelry is seducing you
I'm reMINDed every moment WHY I say adventure and
excitement, a hobbit craves not these things
Still keep pressing on and FIGHTing orcs and goblins
til the deed is done, if I only had a horse
Camping round a fire for a moments relief
Just passing out the Lembas and the Halfling Leaf
Gotta keep the ring away from our psychotic guide
Gandalf won't let me kill him we still don't know why
Braving icy passages it's colder than hell
Count Dooku tries to snuff us all out with a spell
Sauran unites an army to keep us at bay
When we could have rode a Roc and gotten there right away!
I'm ON this wretched outing, TO the cursed mountain
Cause somehow, the normal lava just wont do, yeah
EVery day's a thrill, the WORLD, it wants to kill ya
All the while jewelry is seducing you
I'm reMINDed every moment WHY I say adventure and
excitement, a hobbit craves not these things
Still keep pressing on and FIGHTing orcs and goblins
til the deed is done, if I only had a horse
Sci-Fried is a Rock Band from Orlando, FL that writes original rock music with nerdy themes. Sci-Fried started in 2008 and has released 5 studio albums to date. Be sure to check out our collection of over 15 Music Videos on YouTube.
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