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Ninja Drinking Song

from Geeks Unite (2009) by Sci-Fried

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When I look back sometimes, I wish I'd been a ninja
leaping from rooftop to rooftop, a katana in me 'and
Yeah, all that training would kill almost anybody
But I would be no ordinary man.

If I could be a ninja, let me tell you laddy,
I would never once be backin' down, I'd never lose a fight,
I'd leap a mile in the air, tear out your kidneys,
then I'd disappear into the night.

Cause a ninja's life is tough,
most normal folks aren't enough,
But it'd still hafta be
The life for me
cause pirates really suck

I'd have a lot more fun if I could be a ninja,
Cause when you're tossin' a shuriken, life ceases to be bland.
I know that personally, I would never tire
Of slicing foes to a speed metal band.

When I was a boy, I drempt I'd be a ninja
Wasn't quite sure what they were, but knew I'd be one just the same.
Compared to ninja, things like astronaut and fireman
and cop just seem kinda lame

Cause a ninja's life is tough,
most normal folks aren't enough,
But it'd still hafta be
The life for me (yo, ho!)
cause pirates really suck

(solo)

When I get really drunk, I think that I'm a ninja,
(I am ninja, he is ninja)
You can find me in my old pajamas stuck up in a tree.
(she is ninja too)
See that's the thing, for every ninja that you find
(I am ninja, we are ninja)
there's a thousand wannabes
(and I believe you're ninja too)

Cause a ninja's life is tough,
most normal folks aren't enough,
But it'd still hafta be
The life for me
Because pirates really suck
But it'd still hafta be
The life for me......

Because pirates... really... suck

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from Geeks Unite (2009), released August 1, 2009

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Sci-Fried is a Rock Band from Orlando, FL that writes original rock music with nerdy themes. Sci-Fried started in 2008 and has released 5 studio albums to date. Be sure to check out our collection of over 15 Music Videos on YouTube.

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