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Don't Phase Me Bro

from Geeks Unite (2009) by Sci-Fried

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So we beamed down to this funky space station
And there were all these strange aliens around
So I asked one of them where I can get a drink for my crew

There's a Federation bar but all they serve is synthahol

Feda-who syntha-what?!

Man, where can I get some of that Romulan Ale I've heard of?

That's illegial in the Federation.

Well we're not part of any Federation
Now beam us down some of that Romulan Ale

We ain't got no Romulan Ale

Come on man our band is playing on the station and
All we want is some Romulan Ale

We aint got no Romulan Ale

Come on man, how are we going to get alien women
They like Romulan Ale

We aint got no Romulan Ale
Now move along or I'll call security

And then he produced a phaser and I had to tell him...

Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me Bro! (x4)

Ok so another close call for me and my crew
We dipped into this spacey bar called Quarks
There were lots of Federation people drinking synthaol in there pajamas
I told the bartender to bring over some of that Bloowine we've heard of

Bloodwine is only for the Klingons

Klingons? man, I'm just trying to get some bloodwine for my crew
All we want is some bloodwine

How about some prune juice?

Are you crazy man? We need Bloodwine now

We ain't got no Bloodwine

I just need some Bloodwine for my crew

We aint got no Bloodwine
Now move along or I'll call security

And then a he produced a big Klingon and i had to tell him...
(move along you pathetic patocks)

Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me Bro! (x4)

Ok so this station is crazy, We're just gonna get on our space ship and warp out of here
But then I scan a fine alien women standing next to a keg of wiskey
You need a ride? We got a spaceship

You aint got no space ship

I said we have a fine space ship lets beam up and have a drink

I aint beaming up nowhere

I said lets beam up and talk about it over a drink

I aint beaming nowhere, i'm with the dominion

Dominon, man i'm just trying to get some whiskey for my crew
All I want is some wiskey for my crew

We aint got no whiskey
Now move along or I'll call security

Then she produced a phaser and i had to tell her...

Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me, Don't Phase Me Bro! (x4)

Don't Phase Me Bro...

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from Geeks Unite (2009), released August 1, 2009

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Sci-Fried is a Rock Band from Orlando, FL that writes original rock music with nerdy themes. Sci-Fried started in 2008 and has released 5 studio albums to date. Be sure to check out our collection of over 15 Music Videos on YouTube.

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