I meant to send your my love
Instead I sent your my loaf (What a dope)
I meant to send I'm real sorry
Instead I sent you really need soap (Like a stinky bitch)
She left me the day, that my texts went a stray
Oh Autocorrect, You ruined my life

Oh Autocorrect! (lol)
You ducking ditch (lol)
You should know how much I hate you
Now I don't give two ships, Your a ducking ditch
Oh Autocorrect! (lol)
You ruined my life! (lol)
You should know how much I hate you
No I don't give two ships, Your a ducking ditch

Now I'm huggin the bar and I'm wondering what to say
I'll text one thousand I'm sorrys I just wanna see you again
Then you sent, Can we talk? Somewhere we got off track
I quickly replied, Baby don't you come back
I mean Won't you, Won't you!

Oh Autocorrect! (lol)
You ducking ditch (lol)
You should know how much I hate you
Now I don't give two ships, Your a ducking ditch
Oh Autocorrect! (lol)
You ruined my life! (lol)
You should know how much I hate you
No I don't give two ships, Damn ducking ditch!

So I’m crushed and I got to get you back
So I figure while I’m driving is a great time to send a text
I pull out my phone and it flies across the car
I’m reaching and cussing and reaching and grabbed it by the send button
I sent “Fuck You, You Piece of Shit”
Which is what I was yelling at my phone
I tried to send I’m Sorry, I jumped a curb
I sent a poop emoji by mistake
Then I noticed I was literally driving in a park
I swerved to miss the kids and there’s a Huge Tree! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!